I think everyone knows a least one person who’s nothing but a mothertruckin’ ruthless texting machine. They’ll text while driving. They’ll text while eating dinner. They’ll text while screwing. And they’ll text while taking a massive shit…actually that one might not be so bad.

Either way, it’s starting to drive me up the wall, and it can be totally impolite under certain circumstances.

I was taking a friend out to breakfast (he’s probably going to read this too) and as I was driving him to Ihop, he did nothing but text. I tried to start a conversation but I ended up talking to myself (with the few exceptions of “yeah,” “uh huh” and “ha”) because he was too wrapped up in the world of relentless texting!

I wanted to grab his phone and throw it out the window, and then slap him a few times, but that wouldn’t nice of me. Texting in general is not an issue for me-it can clearly be useful at times, but to just use it to a point where you frequently isolate yourself from everyone else is pathetic.

What is honestly there to talk about? If it’s that important that you have to text every other minute, why not just stop beating around the bush and fuckinnggg call them?

I went to Hollywood Improv last night and it rocked because Steve Byrne was in it. We cried, we laughed and peed our pants a little. It was spectacular.

Though I’ve got to admit, I was a wee bit star strucked when Steve walked right pass me after the show was over. Everything, in my vision, was in complete slow-mo. It wasn’t just like BAM he walked, he passed, and was gone. No no noo, this was different. I saw it all.

There was a special moment where we were face to face, eye to eye with each other, I said, “Good job Steve!” But I think I whispered it, or worse, mouthed it! I also wanted to pat his shoulders, so gave my hand out, just a tiny bit, but was hesitant and not to mention scared shitless so I pulled back…didn’t get to touch the hotness of Steve Byrne.

I have failed myself.

And I think he replied, “Thank you!” but everything was hazy so I’m not too sure.

I’ve met actual celebrities on the streets before, but I never acted like a retard. I think I was just shocked by how gorgeous Steve was in person. If you’ve read my mini bio on here before, then you know its true…I have a weakness for Eurasian men and I need help.

In case you were wondering, I haven’t started any of my projects yet. I know, I’m terrible. However I did use most of my time to figure out how to play Youtube videos and movies in my Nintendo DS Lite…

Plan succeeded.

The quality of the videos are actually very clear. My DS is officially the epitome of badass; besides playing video games, I can now surf the internet, chat on AIM, listen to music, read comics, and watch videos. Now I just have to figure out how to call people with it. :-