10 Awesome Facts

I’m going to play along and write “10 weird, random facts, habits, or goals” about myself since I was tagged by Melle.

I believe I have already written one a couple of months ago on Myspace, but I wouldn’t mind writing a new set since I can come up with a never ending list of things about myself. This is just only the beginning!

1. I’m a gay man trapped inside of a woman’s body.
I can’t tell you how many times people have told me that I should’ve been a guy. I don’t take it seriously, since it’s all based on male stereotypes. For example, I prefer the single life. I don’t like commitment. I don’t ever want to get married. My opinions might change as I get older, but at this rate, going solo is the way to go. Also, I get ready really fast when I go out. Typically, my daily regime before heading out would be to change my clothes, use the bathroom, and then put on some deodorant. There’s nothing to it.

2. I was every parent’s worst nightmare.
Because no one ever taught me right from wrong as a child, I established my own rules. Most people probably went through their “bad stage” in their teenage/high school years, I, on the other hand, started in kindergarten all the way up to fifth grade. My family never knew about most of the things I had done (since they never ask), they assumed I was an overall good kid, but I wasn’t. I was just good at hiding my childhood antics. After attending elementary school, I eventually matured and grew morals.

3. Lolcats are retarded.
It’s not exactly about me, but it’s an opinion of mine that I’ve been aching to spill out. Maybe it’s the fact that I generally don’t like cats, I don’t know, but they’re still retarded. Most of them fail miserably at being funny or adorable, buuutttt this was one of the rare exceptions. I giggled:

4. I have an excellent memory…except for names.
The earliest memory I have was at the age of two. I’m also great at remembering faces (since the age of two as well), but I’m terrible at remembering people’s names. I’ve always been. If you have no personality or you’re not good looking, I probably won’t remember your name.

5. I hate the taste of alcohol.
I find that to be a blessing. After one sip, I’m done with it-I can’t go any further than a single gulp of any kind of alcohol beverage. No matter how mixed the drink is my spidey senses always manages to detect it. You’d have to get me drunk to drink. Ha!

6. Honker nosed and proud of it.
I’m an Asian girl who, oddly enough, has a big nose. I know society finds small, pointed noses to be more attractive, but I like mine. I think it gives me character.

7. I’m a geek for conspiracy theories.
Yeah that’s right, I’m into it. I enjoy coming up with my own and I enjoy reading other conspiracies, though I’m usually not a firm believer of them. They’re great for debating, debunking, and reading. One of my personal favorites is, “somewhere, someone has their finger held precariously over a button that will decimate the planet.” –Some Yahoo! user.
It is simple yet frighteningly feasible.

8. I’m definitely not camera shy.
I don’t have a problem admitting the fact that I like having my pictures taken. If someone’s going to snap a photo of me, I’m more likely to bust a diva pose then to hide from the camera. I find it so hilarious when people try to run away or cover their faces when someone tries to take a photo of them. Relax you bunch of nerds it’s not a gun they’re aiming, it’s a camera.

9. I would never want to own an Ipod or any other mp3 player.
I get sick of songs real fast. I use to download music nonstop on my computer, but I ended up hating the songs, I couldn’t possibly use an Ipod and have my songs follow me everywhere I go. So now I prefer listening to the radio station, because it’s unpredictable, random and you’d feel good if they’re playing your favorite song.

10. I hate procrastinating!
I’ll finish this later.