Socks and wet feet are one of the most horrid combination of maximum discomfort. Aren’t they the worst? I don’t know why, but there seems to be small areas of puddles scattered throughout the house this week. I hate puddles. You don’t notice them until you step on one, and that’s where you go, “Fuck! I stepped on a puddle with my socks on!” I think I changed my socks four times today all because of it. At first, it wasn’t so bad, and you’d think the socks would eventually dry up but it NEVER does. Minutes later, you start to feel the wetness travel to the bottom of your feet and that’s definitely where the line is crossed. I can’t have that shit anymore.

I don’t want to end this entry leaving people pissed off about how irritating wet socks are, so I’ll tell you what feels unbelievably good: Cleaning your ears with q-tips. I look forward to it every night after every shower I take. Yes shower! Wetter is better (except for wet socks). Sometimes, people think I’m doing something else in the bathroom, but no no it’s just little Tiff working the q-tip.

I know that using q-tips for your ears is supposedly unsafe and limits your hearing, but I cannot resist the temptation.

The end.

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