First off, I have a new layout and it’s special. Why? Because the footer is the new header…haven’t you heard?

Second, I was offered a tutoring job for a particular graphic design class and I accepted it. This is absolutely fantastic for me, because graphic design is my major, so tutoring the subject will not only help the student but it will also help me improve AND this will be my third streak of never having to ask for a job (knock on wood).

Third, I made a diaper cake:

Yes, it’s made out of diapers. The cake is for my sister’s upcoming baby shower and it’s going to be like, a centerpiece for the shower. The great thing about this is it just doesn’t make the whole party look better, everything is usable, including the diapers.

One of my first entries on this site was about wanting to go to Comic Con in San Diego, and guess what motherfuckers? I’m GOING!

COMIC CON HERE I FUCKING COME!!

… in three months.

I think I’m going to start writing my own instructions or manual, if you will, on dating me. Let’s face it, I haven’t had the greatest dates in a while and I think it’s mostly the guy’s fault in this type of situations that I’m in.

If I strongly believe that whatever will make or break the date, then I will write about it, starting now:

#1 NO tickle fights.

That is the worst thing you can ever do to me so cut that shit out. When the guy is in the middle of tickling you and you’re screaming things like, “No, no, seriously, stop, stop it you asshole…” he takes it to the opposite extreme and says, “Oh yeeeeah?” and kicks it up a notch and gives you the kind of tickles your uncle would give to you as a child. And you know uncles, they’re one of the most brutal motherfuckers on the planet are they not?