I think I’m going to start writing my own instructions or manual, if you will, on dating me. Let’s face it, I haven’t had the greatest dates in a while and I think it’s mostly the guy’s fault in this type of situations that I’m in.
If I strongly believe that whatever will make or break the date, then I will write about it, starting now:
#1 NO tickle fights.
That is the worst thing you can ever do to me so cut that shit out. When the guy is in the middle of tickling you and you’re screaming things like, “No, no, seriously, stop, stop it you asshole…” he takes it to the opposite extreme and says, “Oh yeeeeah?” and kicks it up a notch and gives you the kind of tickles your uncle would give to you as a child. And you know uncles, they’re one of the most brutal motherfuckers on the planet are they not?
hmm i see *writing down note’s*
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i will be sure to follow that. lol hi tiff. idk if you remember me, but hey. ;]
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The Tiff Manual! I have The Helga Manual, heehee.
And aw, I like tickle fights with the lover. COS I OVERPOWER HIM! Well, not rly, but I kinda do and then I get tired and then I lose.
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Feels like I’ve read this somewhere before… its like dejavu or something!
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I should make a “Melle” manual.
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I like tickle fights, but only with my current bf. otherwise, no. i don’t like them. i gotta be REAL close to that person to even allow them to do something like that. but sometimes I’m not in the mood to get them. When I say stop, i mean stop!
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