Archive for May, 2008

So research shows that we are subconsciously more attracted to people with symmetrical faces. I am not one of those people, but if I did have a well-proportioned face it would look something like this:

The left photo is based on the right side of my face, and the right photo is my left side.

After some careful deliberation, I’ve decided that the left side is my good side…yeah that’s the crip side. HA!! I crack myself up sometimes. Ok not funny. Anyways, it’s kind of adorable, in a freakishly Star Trek kind of way, but check out the raunchy photo on the left! Shit guys, you’re telling ME that I’d get laid if I’d looked like that?

I think I’ll pass and stick with my original, asymmetrical sex face.

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Categories: Wtf

I had some time to spare so I decided to leave my mediocre geektastic looking self today to perform a little makeup test run on my face. And if you haven’t read my last entry yet, I’m going to be an awesomely badass Tokidoki girl for a fun event, and since I’m no superstar makeup artist, I need to prep myself.

And this is my first attempt:

(btw I wasn’t flipping off the camera)

Expecting to look like a beautiful work of art, I ended up looking like a beautiful Thai tranny…I did not sign up to be a Thai tranny for Comic Con!!

In attempt to alleviate some of the anger that I have for my manly Thai facial features, I tried to turn my hair into a trashy Peggy Bundy like bun (which only took two seconds), and executed a great Amy Winehouse Aimee Wonghouse impersonation:
Aimee Wonghouse

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Categories: Shut up and...Makeup?, Wtf


A friend and I had a nice conversation at a frozen yogurt bar last night and discussed our attire for this year’s Comic Con.

I don’t know about her yet, but I’ve decided that I’m going to dress up for the convention as… a Tokidoki girl! Oh the excitement! Oh the thrills!

I can’t wait to change my hair. I can’t wait to wear make up. I can’t wait to draw fake Tokidoki tattoo sleeves on my arms and back. I can’t wait to show off their accessories. And I’m totally oogling like a typical teenage girl!

I’m not entirely sure what I should wear and how I want my hair to look like (for those that know me, you know I’m definitely not afraid to cut and dye my hair every month or so!) , if you have any suggestions please send them in.

This is off topic but it’s my little reminder for those who like what I like: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Capsian, the movie, is going to hit the theaters this friday the 16th. Whoa COW! You bet your ass I’ll be at the movies chowing down on my popcorn. So buy them tickets.

Anyways, on topic:

Tokidoki! <3

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