Archive for May, 2008


I commend the handphone charging station for saving calls.

Yeah it may seem a little geeky at first, and it may seem awkward if you’re standing next to a stranger who’s charging their cell phone too, but this is an excellent invention whether you like it or not!

I hear you mock, “But tis a machine for irresponsible lazy good-for-nothing Americans!”

This is the technology of the future! I carry an ancient phone with an ancient battery pack that needs charging every time I’m on the phone for at least an hour, so I give handphone charging station a thumbs up of approval and awesomeness.

The Golden Ratio on mah face.

I made a podcast about the “golden mean” (it has tons of names) for one of my art classes. If you want to check the video out you can click here, a fascinating subject if you haven’t heard of it yet

Also, I must reiterate that I do not have a lisp; it’s a cheap microphone.

When I was recording my voice for the project, I couldn’t help but notice how severely annoying it is for my hands to move as I talk. I talk with my hands. Hardcore. I couldn’t stop flicking and swooshing them back and forth. If someone were to tie my hands back, I would probably stumble on my words, hell, I probably couldn’t talk at all.

Well back to the topic, I found a female mask online that is based on the proportions of the golden mean (aka Golden Ratio Mask).
The mask fits flawlessly on Angelina Jolie’s face, yeah no surprise there. It also fits on my sister’s face like a perfect puzzle piece, so I’m thinking, if it’s going to fit on her then it’s going to fit on me.

The shocking results…

Lo and behold! I’m a golden reject!

Gotdamnit, nothings aligned with my face. According to nature’s standard of perfection and beauty and all things nice, I’m not hot. Ouch.

Yeah, whatever my mom thinks I’m beautiful! If you want to try on the mask yourself, the link is right here and let me know how it turns out.

Lazy Midnight Post

I watched Iron Man last night, and I’d love to write an in-depth review about it, but to be honest with you people, I royally suck at writing movie reviews. I’ve recently picked up a new hobby where I simply write in my journal about the movies I’ve watched, but I don’t think I’ve developed my own personal style yet.

If you want my straightforward opinion on it, I think it’s very entertaining to watch. And cha…there’s my evaluation on Iron Man.

Oh and I bought these intense horny reddish Escada frames, and it was only right for me to take sexy rawrr pictures with them on.

Does this make you randy?

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