So research shows that we are subconsciously more attracted to people with symmetrical faces. I am not one of those people, but if I did have a well-proportioned face it would look something like this:

The left photo is based on the right side of my face, and the right photo is my left side.

After some careful deliberation, I’ve decided that the left side is my good side…yeah that’s the crip side. HA!! I crack myself up sometimes. Ok not funny. Anyways, it’s kind of adorable, in a freakishly Star Trek kind of way, but check out the raunchy photo on the left! Shit guys, you’re telling ME that I’d get laid if I’d looked like that?

I think I’ll pass and stick with my original, asymmetrical sex face.

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  1. richL says:

    LOL! You look like a nerd in the left picture. Actually you in the left picture looks like some girl I went to high school with. LOL.

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  2. Lorik says:

    this is soooo cool~
    i prefer your original face~ You look very cute ^______^

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  3. Finch says:

    the right one is legolas eh? LOL
    I prefer the left one ;-)

    cheers.

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  4. linda says:

    hahah you crack me up tiff. you’re hot none the less. :) crooked or not! heh

    oh it’s ruth ‘chris’.. not christ.. but i’m sure that’s what you meant though right? heheh

    i did the ribeye because it has a little bit of fat too it.. and well it’s juicy! if you’re into flavor that’s what you get. :) sautee spinach and asparagas. creme brulee for desert. omg i got to learn how to make it. i can eat that day and night.

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  5. Leanne says:

    lol! reading your blog brightens up my day :p

    yeh my face is definitely Asymmetrical. but i think my right side is better than my left just coz my left eye always seems like it’s half dead.

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  6. Helga says:

    You dork! Lololololololool.

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  7. HAaaaaaaaai says:

    DAMNN that was funny.
    I couldn’t stop laughing.
    Gave me heart problems.
    ohh man.

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  8. Brandi says:

    HA HA! This is great =D I saw these on your flickr and was like “WHAAA??”

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  9. Shawna says:

    I would have to agree that I would stick with your orginal face. Being Asymmetricalgives people character.

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  10. Katy says:

    Ahahaha! I did that once too and I actually looked prettier but in a weird way (forgot which side of my face I used). I’m gonna try both sides too… but I gotta prepare for ugliness from the other.

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  11. Me, Me, Me, Me, Me , Me, Me says:

    ok, y does ur hair grow so wierd like or was that added on to the pic? like your hair looks like it grows way down on your forehead! lol.

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