The Golden Ratio on mah face.
Yeah, I have a Dunny layout 
I love those little dweebs.
I made a podcast about the “golden mean” (it has tons of names) for one of my art classes. If you want to check the video out you can click here, a fascinating subject if you haven’t heard of it yet
Also, I must reiterate that I do not have a lisp; it’s a cheap microphone.
When I was recording my voice for the project, I couldn’t help but notice how severely annoying it is for my hands to move as I talk. I talk with my hands. Hardcore. I couldn’t stop flicking and swooshing them back and forth. If someone were to tie my hands back, I would probably stumble on my words, hell, I probably couldn’t talk at all.
Well back to the topic, I found a female mask online that is based on the proportions of the golden mean (aka Golden Ratio Mask).
The mask fits flawlessly on Angelina Jolie’s face, yeah no surprise there. It also fits on my sister’s face like a perfect puzzle piece, so I’m thinking, if it’s going to fit on her then it’s going to fit on me.
The shocking results…
Lo and behold! I’m a golden reject!
Gotdamnit, nothings aligned with my face. According to nature’s standard of perfection and beauty and all things nice, I’m not hot. Ouch.
Yeah, whatever my mom thinks I’m beautiful! If you want to try on the mask yourself, the link is right here and let me know how it turns out.
“Yeah, whatever my mom thinks I’m beautiful! If you want to try on the mask yourself, the link is right here and let me know how it looks.”
Haha. The best part of your blog.
I tried the mask thing… Just because it fits Angelina Jolie, doesn’t mean you’re not hot! Angelina is over-rated! :X
I love the Munny/Dunny looking chica’s. They look kinda fur-eak-ey, but cool
You should make me one 
Oh now that I think about it, you SHOULD make me one 
Yea-yer.
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i dont normally read blogs outside of keeping up on the latest music, but yours is interesting. i actually learn stuff from it. also you do sound VERY lispy in the video. see ya high-eyes
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Haha here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rostasuicide/2466130781/
I did it really quick. My face is weird. It’s also turned slightly in this photo, but even straight on it wouldn’t line up. Whatever – you and me are hot.
Pfft Angelina Jolie. She’s pretty but it only takes you so far. She used to seem so cool and now she seems like a tool. Rhyme.
Super interesting post!
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Ahahaha I love your header image! Priceless!
I’m scared to do the golden ratio mask on myself… I bet that thing wouldn’t even fit on my face! hahaha
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I’m too scared! But I think if I do it tonight and see how bad it is. >.<! I would expect it to fit Angelina Jolie’s face because she’s so beautiful. Too bad I think that mask has A LOT of hottness bias. I also have to say, I love the layout! People looking over my shoulder in my lecture hall at it! That’s when you know it’s hot.
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Trying this right now. And ahahahahahahahahaha you have a lisp.
Im keeding.
Awesome layout/header, btw. I hate you.
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I love the pic, you are gorgeous!
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I don’t fit it either. Well, my lips seem to but my eyes are too low on my face.
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Oh no I am scarred for life with low self esteem because the mask doesn’t fit me *cries* … I j/k. I haven’t tried it yet.
Anyway, you are a sexy mamacita, mask or no mask!
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wooooooo~~ I loved the video~ awesome job!!
awwww you are pretty….who cares about the golden ratio!!! ^_______^
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Hey, you’re still hot.
Haha.
Links ex?
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but still you have a nice eyes
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u is fuk ugly bitch!!!
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[...] just had to ruin it for me by bringing the Golden Ratio Mask [...]
Liebherr
Good interpretation, but I think hardly could be apllied to life.
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Angolina isn’t actually perfect its very close, but apparently she is only like a 7.5 on the golden ratio scale because of her large lips!
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like how do you align it with your face? like what app do you use cuz i wanna try it cut i cant figure it out.
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how do you make the mask go on ur face? im tyin to do it but its not working. like what app do u use and likehow do u do it?
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oops sorry bout the first one i couldnt figure out if my computer wuz working
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Tiff Reply:
May 26th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Hi Emmi!
Do you have photoshop? ‘Cause that’s what I used.
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emmi Reply:
May 28th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
no i have gimp but i figured it out thanks
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I watched a television program about this mask a few years back, and being an illustrator, I applied the mask to faces I draw for pinups I have created. People love my pinups, I’m a cartoonist and I draw cute faces their do NOT fit the mask. I wondered by what ethnic standards the mask was designed around. It seems to me that sure enough, attractive people fit the mask, but many do not. YOU are attractive. The best thing to try is grab pics of people YOU find appealing, then see how the mask fits. I’ll bet only half of them do.
Chainsaw Chuck.
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Could somebody please give me the link where I can try on the mask? Do they have one for a man?
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jenna Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 7:06 am
they do have a mask for a man here is the link -http://challenge.visualessence.nl/C514241107/E20060927114121/Media/RF-Mask.jpg it is the red pic
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I think that the Golden ratio is facinating, however, beauty can still be measured in the eye of the beholder and I think you are beautiful regardless.
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