With all of the hype that’s coming from Batman: The Dark Knight, and the fact that the Joker’s makeup in the film was so fucking brilliant, I was inspired to photoshop myself into the Joker, played by Heath Ledger.

From looking at the rest of my work, it’s an alright transformation, definitely not as convincing as my zombie photo though.

Photoshop, oh photoshop…oh how I love thee!

After I had quit my job, I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t be retarded and buy retarded stuff that I wouldn’t need.

Well…let me start over that promise again. I found a pair of really hot and stylish gladiator wedges today, and only problem was that it came in two really good colors that I could totally rock, brown and black.

When I can’t decide between two colors, my instincts would tell me to buy both of them, and that’s exactly what I did, I followed my instincts. I know, I know, I’m going to be homeless and end up selling counterfeit designer bags, like cuuchi and channel , on the streets if I don’t stop this addiction.

There are women who can’t stop shopping for clothes, makeup, accessories, and or bags. I just can’t stop buying shoes, and btw, I need another separate closet for my shoes, because that shit is taking up space, for real.

So if any of you guys catch me at the mall (which has happened before), and I’m about to swipe my card, please don’t hesitate to slap my hand from swiping. I won’t hold it against you.

And yah, I did have to pose with them and take pictures-they were THAT hot. The brown ones go with a lot more outfits. And I guess I could wear the black ones whenever I’m feeling a little dominatrix-y.

Now that I’m trying to take on an acting career, I have to be consistent with one particular look (I have to look like the conventional Asian girl), and if you didn’t know, I’m actually half human half chameleon.

I’m somebody who needs to change and progress nearly every single day. I frequently change my themes on this site. I change the interior design in my bedroom.  I change friends all the time. I change guys that I date, etc etc (These are all upgrades, btw, tehee).

I just can’t stand keeping my things dead and stagnant.

My image, especially my hair, changes a lot and I love the fact that I’m able to reinvent every now and then. I just dyed it to all black yesterday and unfortunately, I have to keep this color for a long time, which makes me a little sad now that I can’t experiment on it anymore.

So in honor of my humbling hair history I’m going to post my hair timeline/collage.

Some good, some bad, but all Tiff.