Archive for August, 2008

There’s been quite a few controversies that has been heavily discussed about the current Olympics held in Beijing, and since I’m a lover of Olympics and rumors, it’s only right for me to discuss some of the important ones.

First one is about a young girl who performed “Ode to Motherland” during Beijing’s opening. It was a delightful performance, but it turns out that she was lip-syncing! Lip-syncing wasn’t the problem actually, because the voice that was used belonged to a some other little girl, Yang Peiyi, and she wasn’t used because she wasn’t cute enough.

At first, I laughed. I know, I’m a jerk, it was pure comedy for me, but as I kept thinking about the situation and how Yang would’ve felt, my heart just dropped for the poor little undercover singer.

I can only imagine how the conversation had went…

“Hey Tiff, we love your voice, but we found a much cuter chick that’ll make this country look better. She can’t sing for shit, so we’re going to use your voice for her to lip-sync. Thanks!”

Yeah you’re welcome you selfish superficial sucking cocks!

When I first heard about it, I thought, “Man, this girl must be ugly as hell for them to only use her voice”, but when I looked at her photo and the photo of the imposter, I couldn’t even tell the difference between the two, except one’s hair is longer than the other, but other than that, all kids look a like:

Second story is about underage gymnasts from China. In order to participate in gymnastics for the Olympics you have to be at least 16 years old, but some of the girls of the Chinese Olympic team are supposedly younger than that.

China is denying the reports saying legal documents were shown, but I say fuck the documents. Fuck it. The cold hard evidence is THEM. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these girls haven’t even reached the age of 16 yet.

You decide:

Sixteen my ass. I could pass for their mother if I looked sixteen again.

And third, is this picture of Spain’s basketball team doing slit-eyed gestures:

They don’t consider it to be inappropriate, but have they ever thought about the possible countless negative reactions that they’re about to receive from other people?

They remind me of the kind of friends I use to have that would make racist remarks right in front of you and they’d be about your or your background, but they have no idea that it could be incredibly offensive, and because it was not their intentions to hurt you, you can only forgive them for being so dumb.

Yeah, that’s how I see it with those guys. If they didn’t mean to insult us, then I can let it slide, but still, that’s a pretty dumb picture, assholes.

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Categories: News-ish, Wtf

I haven’t updated in a while, I’ve been completely hooked on watching Beijing Olympics. It’s so ridiculous, man; I’m sitting on my couch all day watching the games. But that’s alright, it only happens every four years.

Yesterday the US men’s relay team (with Phelps) won 1st, beating the shit talking French by a hair, and it was awe-somely glorious. I was eating at a restaurant called BJs with my friends last night and they had the Olympics on TV, so I was able to watch them win victory.

Michael Phelps is getting hotter than ever, with his second gold metal of this year. This guy is a machine.

It’s so funny how fame and talent can make a person look so much better. To me, Phelps’s face isn’t that attractive. It’s kind of hideous actually, but the fact that he’s been winning so many gold metals, how there’s so much media attention focused on him, and has a gorgeous swimmers body, makes him an extreme hottie.

Yeah, I’d hit it, but only if he had a bag over his face.

Just kidding. :)

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Categories: Celebulite...ew

Part 2 of Comic-Con 2008 entry

There’s more in my flickr…sweet!

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