There are two particular things that have been annoying the hell out of me lately because it’s been happening a lot.

One is when someone constantly opens (or tries to) the door without even knocking no matter how many times you tell him or her to knock first.

My family is the worst, especially my mom, she’s nuts, love her, but she’s pretty nuts. I’ll have my bedroom door locked and I hear her trying to turn the knob, and when it doesn’t open, she keeps on turning it ten more times like it’s eventually going to open by itself, but she’ll never knock or say, “Hey can I come in?” She refuses to be polite so she keeps on turning it until someone on the other side notices it.

I don’t know, I just get anal about it, because no one ever knocks nowadays. You know, some doors don’t even have locks or they’re broken. Recently, I went into a public single restroom and the lock wasn’t working. As I was doing my business, I felt a little nervous that some annoying asshole might catch me wiping my ass.

It didn’t happen because someone actually knocked five seconds later, as to which I replied, “Uh…yeeeeeAH!”

What do you say when someone knocks at the restroom door anyway? It rarely happens to me. Anyway, I was thankful and I already knew the guy was likeable because he knows how to knock. Bless his little heart.

So here’s the other one. I hate it when people ask me how much I get paid whenever I get an acting gig.

I don’t mind if people do, but there are some assholes out there who are constantly asking me the same question, and it’s the only question (besides asking me if I landed any jobs). They don’t care about what my role is and what the story line is, and anything else that actually has to do with whatever project I’m involved in. They’re just (desperately) curious as to how much I’m making.

Seriously, that’s rude. The next person that asks gets a turd thrown at their face.