Archive for October, 2008


Six Flags!

Last Sunday I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain for the first time and I had such a blast. The fact that I spent it with my pals made it even more awesome!

Before this, the scariest rides I’ve been on were Disneyland rides such as Splash Mountain and Space Mountain…sooooo to go on the roller coaster rides at Six Flags was just a whole new level of scary for me.

The very first ride my friends and I went as soon as we stepped in the theme park was X2, which is the most “extreme” ride in Six Flags.  It was PROBABLY not a good idea to pick the most “extreme” ride for your first “extreme” roller coaster experience, since I didn’t appreciate it as much.  I was too concerned with staying alive to really open my eyes (it was closed most of the time!) and take everything in for what it was.

But after going on X2, I knew, in terms of the level of “extreme” and awesomeness, what I was getting myself into, so yes, for the rest of the rides, I actually did open my eyes and enjoyed the feeling of being scared shitless.

My favorite ride there has got to be Tatsu.  You’re body is parallel to the ground, AND you’re facing the ground…or should I say planet EARTH, since the roller coaster is so gotdamn high! But yeah, the way I was positioned and how I could see the top of the trees, the little people, and everything else while “flying” made me feel epic and superman-like.

The photo at the bottom is of us on Goliath.  The top photo is our first ride, which was totally candid, and the bottom is well…our fourth or fifth time riding it, obviously the poses were totally planned out, since we’re all professional and shit by now.

So all in all, I had a kickass time with my kickass friends at kickass Six Flags. I’d definitely go again in a heartbeat…plus I have to ride X2 again…I didn’t get the full on X2 eXtreme eXperience!

PS- As for that silly puke pose my Pris and I were making in the bottom photo, if you watch Ask a Ninja religiously, then you should know where it was from!

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I will post a “real” entry once I get all of my photos from Six Flags Magic Moutain. It was really, really, really, awesome…but will save the details for next post.

Five thugnificent ways to gangstify yourself

^ This style was originally implemented by Tupac, the legendary, and was later copied by Ja Rule, the retiree, in the late 90s.  Tying the bandana is very similar to the first step of tying your shoes.  But if you’re planning to use this for your look, then I suggest you to knot it! If it’s not tied into a knot (such as the photo above), it will start to loosen up.  When it gets lose, it’s bound to slip down, possibly covering your eyes, which is the perfect way to get stabbed by one of your enemies.

^ Same rules apply for this one, knot that shit up bee-or perhaps-I should say “essay” instead, since, this particular method of bandana wearing organza is the most favored by cholos. Cholos love accessories! Not only do they sport bandanas, they’re always on the lookout for black short gloves, white knee high socks, and hairnets. They like anything plaid too.

^ This is the most basic approach out of all the other styles.  Usually, people start with this, and then slowly work their way to more creative and intricate designs, such as the Tupac and Cholo ones. I tend to see more of this look on Vietnamese gangbangers.  Unlike cholos, who accessorize, Vietnamese gangbangers are specialized in growing things that tend to be abnormally longer than the norm.  And when I say “things” I mean they magically grow long catfish-lookin’ whiskers instead of mustaches, hair tails at the back of their scalp; some grow it at the top and some at the bottom, it just depends what gang you’re associated with. Also, they NEVER cut their nails on their pinky fingers; instead they file the sides to give it that sharp, pointy effect.

^ Use this one at your own risk! What use to be an underground gangster necessity, is now mainstream and has totally lost its edge in gangster culture.  In the past, gangsters would wear their color around their wrists only in circumstances that were deemed too inappropriate and tasteless to wear on their heads, circumstances such as working at McDonalds, school (that’s if they went), church, and family get-togethers. Guys who shop at Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie and Fitch has, unfortunately, stolen this look and has eternally impaired the true meaning of wrist bandanas.

^ The wrap-that-bandana-around-your-mouf-son-so-you-won’t-get-snitched look was rooted all the way back from the mid 1800s, worn by American bandits such as Sam Bass, Tom Ketchum, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, et cetera.  Like wrist bananas, they too became widely popular by both men and women, and are now called “scarves” by trendy people who are not of gangster status.

(Model: Kingston, my nephew)

My Halloween Costume

Keep an eye on your boyfriends, ladies, ’cause I have the hottest, most mouthwatering, fuck-me costume in town. Brace yourselves! :

My brother-in-law thought I was dressed as Cinderella! What a noob.

I think there’s a weird part of me that really hasn’t quite matured yet, and that’s costume play.  I really like dressing up as other people or characters and it’s just not on Halloween. If someone’s going to hand me a costume, I’m going to wear it for the whole day, possibly run my errands with it, and embarrass my family and friends.

I bought my Snow White costume today, and yes, not only did I try it on when I went home, but I wore it!  In fact, I’m wearing it right now as I’m typing this. My family was thoroughly entertained when they noticed that I was walking around the house with it on, wearing it as if the costume was just a regular, everyday kind of attire.

And since I’m dressed in a Snow White costume, I might as well turn myself into part terminator part assassinator who’s discreetly disguised as Snow White, right?

Holy shit, Zoolander quotes are AWESOME.

The movie Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I kind of just realized that I usually end up laughing hysterically every time someone quotes a line from that film.

I was eating lunch today, and someone behind me blurted out, “It doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident” and I ended up spitting out my soda.

Yeah…I swear I’m not crazy.

So in honor of the most awesome male super-model movie ever made, I declare all Zoolander-fanatics here to quote their favorite line from the movie.

Ready? 1, 2, 3 QUOTE!!!

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