Monthly Archives: October 2008

Six Flags!

Last Sunday I went to Six Flags Magic Mountain for the first time and I had such a blast. The fact that I spent it with my pals made it even more awesome!

Before this, the scariest rides I’ve been on were Disneyland rides such as Splash Mountain and Space Mountain…sooooo to go on the roller coaster rides at Six Flags was just a whole new level of scary for me.

The very first ride my friends and I went as soon as we stepped in the theme park was X2, which is the most “extreme” ride in Six Flags.  It was PROBABLY not a good idea to pick the most “extreme” ride for your first “extreme” roller coaster experience, since I didn’t appreciate it as much.  I was too concerned with staying alive to really open my eyes (it was closed most of the time!) and take everything in for what it was.

But after going on X2, I knew, in terms of the level of “extreme” and awesomeness, what I was getting myself into, so yes, for the rest of the rides, I actually did open my eyes and enjoyed the feeling of being scared shitless.

My favorite ride there has got to be Tatsu.  You’re body is parallel to the ground, AND you’re facing the ground…or should I say planet EARTH, since the roller coaster is so gotdamn high! But yeah, the way I was positioned and how I could see the top of the trees, the little people, and everything else while “flying” made me feel epic and superman-like.

The photo at the bottom is of us on Goliath.  The top photo is our first ride, which was totally candid, and the bottom is well…our fourth or fifth time riding it, obviously the poses were totally planned out, since we’re all professional and shit by now.

So all in all, I had a kickass time with my kickass friends at kickass Six Flags. I’d definitely go again in a heartbeat…plus I have to ride X2 again…I didn’t get the full on X2 eXtreme eXperience!

PS- As for that silly puke pose my Pris and I were making in the bottom photo, if you watch Ask a Ninja religiously, then you should know where it was from!

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I will post a “real” entry once I get all of my photos from Six Flags Magic Moutain. It was really, really, really, awesome…but will save the details for next post.

Five thugnificent ways to gangstify yourself

^ This style was originally implemented by Tupac, the legendary, and was later copied by Ja Rule, the retiree, in the late 90s.  Tying the bandana is very similar to the first step of tying your shoes.  But if you’re planning to use this for your look, then I suggest you to knot it! If it’s not tied into a knot (such as the photo above), it will start to loosen up.  When it gets lose, it’s bound to slip down, possibly covering your eyes, which is the perfect way to get stabbed by one of your enemies.

^ Same rules apply for this one, knot that shit up bee-or perhaps-I should say “essay” instead, since, this particular method of bandana wearing organza is the most favored by cholos. Cholos love accessories! Not only do they sport bandanas, they’re always on the lookout for black short gloves, white knee high socks, and hairnets. They like anything plaid too.

^ This is the most basic approach out of all the other styles.  Usually, people start with this, and then slowly work their way to more creative and intricate designs, such as the Tupac and Cholo ones. I tend to see more of this look on Vietnamese gangbangers.  Unlike cholos, who accessorize, Vietnamese gangbangers are specialized in growing things that tend to be abnormally longer than the norm.  And when I say “things” I mean they magically grow long catfish-lookin’ whiskers instead of mustaches, hair tails at the back of their scalp; some grow it at the top and some at the bottom, it just depends what gang you’re associated with. Also, they NEVER cut their nails on their pinky fingers; instead they file the sides to give it that sharp, pointy effect.

^ Use this one at your own risk! What use to be an underground gangster necessity, is now mainstream and has totally lost its edge in gangster culture.  In the past, gangsters would wear their color around their wrists only in circumstances that were deemed too inappropriate and tasteless to wear on their heads, circumstances such as working at McDonalds, school (that’s if they went), church, and family get-togethers. Guys who shop at Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie and Fitch has, unfortunately, stolen this look and has eternally impaired the true meaning of wrist bandanas.

^ The wrap-that-bandana-around-your-mouf-son-so-you-won’t-get-snitched look was rooted all the way back from the mid 1800s, worn by American bandits such as Sam Bass, Tom Ketchum, Jesse James, Billy the Kid, et cetera.  Like wrist bananas, they too became widely popular by both men and women, and are now called “scarves” by trendy people who are not of gangster status.

(Model: Kingston, my nephew)

My Halloween Costume

Keep an eye on your boyfriends, ladies, ’cause I have the hottest, most mouthwatering, fuck-me costume in town. Brace yourselves! :

My brother-in-law thought I was dressed as Cinderella! What a noob.

I think there’s a weird part of me that really hasn’t quite matured yet, and that’s costume play.  I really like dressing up as other people or characters and it’s just not on Halloween. If someone’s going to hand me a costume, I’m going to wear it for the whole day, possibly run my errands with it, and embarrass my family and friends.

I bought my Snow White costume today, and yes, not only did I try it on when I went home, but I wore it!  In fact, I’m wearing it right now as I’m typing this. My family was thoroughly entertained when they noticed that I was walking around the house with it on, wearing it as if the costume was just a regular, everyday kind of attire.

And since I’m dressed in a Snow White costume, I might as well turn myself into part terminator part assassinator who’s discreetly disguised as Snow White, right?

Holy shit, Zoolander quotes are AWESOME.

The movie Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I kind of just realized that I usually end up laughing hysterically every time someone quotes a line from that film.

I was eating lunch today, and someone behind me blurted out, “It doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident” and I ended up spitting out my soda.

Yeah…I swear I’m not crazy.

So in honor of the most awesome male super-model movie ever made, I declare all Zoolander-fanatics here to quote their favorite line from the movie.

Ready? 1, 2, 3 QUOTE!!!

I can’t wait to celebrate the day of the devil!

Halloween is just around the corner and I’m excited!! However there was one particular douchebag that almost killed my buzz yesterday, and it was a customer that I had at work (In earlier entries, I said that I quit my job, but recently, I told them if they desperately needed me then they can always call me).

I asked him if he was excited for Halloween as to which he replied, “No, I’m Christian. I don’t celebrate Halloween.”

“Well I’m Christian, and I’m celebrating it.”

“Then that means you’re celebrating the devil.” He gives me a snotty look, following by a retarded snotty chuckle.

“Ummm…that’s a load of crap.  Have you ever done your research before?”

“I know well enough that I’m not going to be celebrating the day of the devil! Good bye.”

Halloween ISN’T a devil-worshipping holiday! Fuck! Halloween was started as an ancient Celtic festival called “Samhain”, and I believe it was the time when they honored and communed with their loved ones who have died. If you want to know more about its origins, then wiki that ish.

I hate it when people have to ruin the joy of something fun and special. I had the same thing happen to my co-worker last year for Christmas.  She asked one of our customers if he had any plans for Christmas, and so he answers, “I don’t celebrate Christmas. It is against my beliefs.”

It turns out that this guy was a “Christian” too.

The difference between I-don’t-celebrate-Halloween Christian and I-don’t-celebrate-Christmas Christian, is that I-don’t-celebrate-Christmas Christian actually did his research and willingly gave her a 10 minute explanation on why Christmas shouldn’t be celebrated.

While this had happen, I was actually in another room fixing his glasses, and all I remember hearing was that December 25th wasn’t really the day that Jesus was born. And then I heard him say, “Instead my family and I will celebrate…harvest…grain”.

Seriously, man, if he was talking to me about it, and I wasn’t so much of a pussy, I’d say, “Dude, stop being anal. Shut the fuck up and just celebrate it.”

But yeah…*note to self: if you don’t want to get stuck in an uncomfortable situation, never ask a customer what they’re going to do for the holidays.

Tusky Tiffany…oh noes!

I think I need braces again.  I still wear my retainers every night, but my teeth are slooowly going back to its original spot, which is making me a little nervous. I had crazy, whitetrash buckteeth. It didn’t help that one of the cards from Garbage Pail Kids had “Tusky Tiffany” either.

I wouldn’t mind wearing braces right now actually (Visaline is too expensive). I really liked it as a teenager. The pain felt quite nice (I know, I’m a creep!).

The only thing I hated about it, is that, when I would talk to strangers, they would usually bring up the topic of braces, asking if it’d hurt and stuff, which is fine, but they’d also ask, “Why do you need braces for? You don’t need them.”

Can you believe that shit? I usually say, “I ono” because giving them an honest answer might make them think that I’m trying to be a smartass.

“Because braces make your teeth straight…um yeah.”

How do you know when you meet the right person?

Last night is the last night I’m ever going to eat crepes. That was way too fulfilling.

Also, I found a big poster at my boss’s desk of “21 Suggestions for Success” by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

After reading the first one,

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

I thought, “Yeah man, that’s so true!”

followed by a…

“HLY SHIT THAT’S SCARY!”

How do you know when you meet the right person?

I hate it when people answer, “You just know.” But maybe it’s true. I just tend to be really logical that sometimes I think I’m a robot without much emotion, and well, love is anything but that.

I need to be enlightened.

Blog entry of randomness

Alright so first thing’s first, Becca totally reminded me about the Katy Perry music video I was partly in! I almost forgot to post it, until I read her comment, saying that she saw me in the video and got excited. Yay, thanks! In the video, I’m only in the pews on the left.

You can check out the actual video here . I can be seen at: 0:40, 4:22, 4:29, 4:35 (which is a pretty good closeup of me).

Here’s a screenshot of it:

I recently did this cool photoshop trick where you can clone yourself as much as you want.  It was really fun to take the pictures, I actually have a lot of photos where there’s a whole of bunch of Tiff in it, but I like this one the most. I love it! And I thought it’d be good enough to post here:

And last, Helga posted an entry on pink outfits and items to rock for Breast Cancer Awareness month.  One of those items that attracted me was a Canon PowerShot SD1100 IS pink camera! I loved it so much, that I bought the camera on Amazon, five minutes later…literally.

I don’t really think before I buy, I just act on impulse.

This can’t be good.

My new “JAWWS” mural (still not finished)

Remember, on an old entry, I wrote how I was sick of my bedroom mural and I wanted to paint over it? Well a couple of days ago, I finally, FINALLY had the time and idea to actually change everything, and now I’m so happy I did.

I was inspired by a really cool Obey t-shirt I had.  The t-shirt was pink (favorite color btw!), and it had a drawing of a bear’s mouth in the center of the shirt, and around that mouth, has grizzly bears surrounding it. It was the coolest looking print I’ve ever seen.  It called to me and told me to paint it on my wall.  Haha

My friend Hai has been helping me paint my new mural, and I’m so thankful for that. After showing it to my other friends via Myspace, they wanted in on the painting fun, so now, I’m going to have more people come over to help make my mural look even more epic. My other friends are also very talented painters, so I’d like to call it a collaboration piece. haha

So yeah, it’s not completed yet.  We’re planning to paint some grizzly bears in there.  I cant wait for the finish look!

The top photo was our first day, and the bottom photo is our second day of painting. And if you ask me, I’m more than satisfied with it.