The movie Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I kind of just realized that I usually end up laughing hysterically every time someone quotes a line from that film.
I was eating lunch today, and someone behind me blurted out, “It doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident” and I ended up spitting out my soda.
Yeah…I swear I’m not crazy.
So in honor of the most awesome male super-model movie ever made, I declare all Zoolander-fanatics here to quote their favorite line from the movie.
Ready? 1, 2, 3 QUOTE!!!
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Ok, downloading this movie tonight
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What? Does that mean you haven’t watched “Zoolander” yet? GET ON THAT SHIT GIRL!
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“I used to be bulimic. You can read minds?”
“Oh sh-nap!”
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You know what’s sad? …….i’ve never seen the movie yet. HAHAHA I KNOW I KNOW I’M PATHETIC :p
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i didn’t like the movie the first time i saw it, but then when i saw it the 2nd time i really liked it.
hmm.. there’s too many quotes .. most recent one which came to mind was when i was in bendigo on rural placement and we were talking to an indigenous person (aboriginal) whether he likes his photos taken and all of my friends were thinking at that moment:
“Well, I guess I have to answer your question, with another question… How many abodiginees do you see modeling!?”
so bad.. and we’re meant to be med students ^^;;
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“God? What the shit are ya talkin’ about? This is Maury!”
“But why male models?”
“What, are you… are you serious? I just told you that… just a moment ago.”
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HAHHAHA there’s so many but
Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, “Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman”.
How do peple come up with this stuff?! LOL
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I can’t believe the most obvious one hasn’t been quoted yet!
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
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I’m a bad movie quoter. I work better with books. But with movies… I suck.
All I remember while watching Zoolander though was that I was thoroughly mortified for Zoolander when he walked down the catwalk to receive the award that wasn’t for him.
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Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was… the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off… Boo-Lander?
Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
love zoolander! one of the best movies.
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I really need to see this movie now…
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What is this? A school for ants??? It has to be at least…3 times bigger than this!
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Haha no one has been here in ages but I must add…
“A eugoogoolizer, one who speaks at funerals… or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?”
lol
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this movie is shit!!!
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“What is this a center for ants”
Haha I love this movie!!!
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