Comments on: Holy shit, Zoolander quotes are AWESOME.

By: GOOBER SNOCKERS

GOOBER SNOCKERS — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:28:18 +0000

“What is this a center for ants”
Haha I love this movie!!!

By: boo

boo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:00:03 +0000

this movie is shit!!!

By: Laurali

Laurali — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:44:26 +0000

Haha no one has been here in ages but I must add…

“A eugoogoolizer, one who speaks at funerals… or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?”

lol

By: stefani

stefani — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:11:52 +0000

What is this? A school for ants??? It has to be at least…3 times bigger than this!

By: Mihoriel

Mihoriel — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:00:03 +0000

I really need to see this movie now…

By: Becca

Becca — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:41:46 +0000

Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was… the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!

Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off… Boo-Lander?

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

love zoolander! one of the best movies.

By: Mitzi

Mitzi — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:21:05 +0000

I’m a bad movie quoter. I work better with books. But with movies… I suck.

All I remember while watching Zoolander though was that I was thoroughly mortified for Zoolander when he walked down the catwalk to receive the award that wasn’t for him.

By: Chanel

Chanel — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:08:10 +0000

I can’t believe the most obvious one hasn’t been quoted yet!

“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”

By: Leanne

Leanne — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:05:00 +0000

HAHHAHA there’s so many but

Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, “Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman”.

How do peple come up with this stuff?! LOL

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:50:22 +0000

“God? What the shit are ya talkin’ about? This is Maury!”

“But why male models?”
“What, are you… are you serious? I just told you that… just a moment ago.”