Keep an eye on your boyfriends, ladies, ’cause I have the hottest, most mouthwatering, fuck-me costume in town. Brace yourselves! :
My brother-in-law thought I was dressed as Cinderella! What a noob.
I think there’s a weird part of me that really hasn’t quite matured yet, and that’s costume play. I really like dressing up as other people or characters and it’s just not on Halloween. If someone’s going to hand me a costume, I’m going to wear it for the whole day, possibly run my errands with it, and embarrass my family and friends.
I bought my Snow White costume today, and yes, not only did I try it on when I went home, but I wore it! In fact, I’m wearing it right now as I’m typing this. My family was thoroughly entertained when they noticed that I was walking around the house with it on, wearing it as if the costume was just a regular, everyday kind of attire.
And since I’m dressed in a Snow White costume, I might as well turn myself into part terminator part assassinator who’s discreetly disguised as Snow White, right?
LOL PLZ SLUTTIFY THE SNOW WHITE GOWN KTHX SHOW SOME TIFF TITS OR TIFF LEGS
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LOLLLLLLLLZ……
Really funny.
Wait, are those banana trees growing in your yard?
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Why yes those are banana trees, Mitzi!
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You are one hilarious girl
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Dayummm you’re one hot snow white! Since you’re Asian, you should be yellow snow! ahahhajk!
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you never fail to NOT make me laugh! lol i have NO idea what i wanna be!!! and i think i’m goin to a party this weekend. :/
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Lucky. You have bannana trees in your backyard.
You also look quite hot as Snow White!
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That’s hardcore
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loving it!!!
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Your outfit is really hardcore! I love it!
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