I just watched the latest episode of Vh1’s Rock of Love Charm School and I loved it! The girls get to go on speed dating with three guys, but there’s a catch!…They have to get fuglified. The show brought in special effects makeup artists to transform the team of attractive broads into a bunch of repulsive hags you would not want to fuck.
Since their “true” identities are concealed by gigantic moles, hairy warts, unibrows and prosthetic honker noses and double chins, the only approach to get these bachelor’s interests is to use their personality, intellect, talent, basically anything that doesn’t have to do with showing off their tits.
I wish they could’ve shown more of the dates, but looking back, I’m relieved it didn’t get a lot of airtime because the dates were already so terribly mind-numbing that I rather watch piss land on a toilet seat.
Kristy Joe, the most gorgeous out of the bunch IMO, probably had the worst and funniest makeover because they turned her into a fat middle aged woman! What’s even worst than looking at her lard ass was listening to her talk. The conversation was so basic and just plain dried that I even remembered the exact dialogue:
Kristy Joe: You look like that one actor (flaps both of her hands in fan-like motion to ward off mosquitoes…perhaps?), I’m sure you heard it all the time.
Date: That one?
Kristy Joe: Mm hm.
Date: I could, I could look like that one (brief awkward silence). Ummm…I just gotta puppy. Umm…
Kristy Joe: Why are you single?
Date: Why am I single?
Kristy Joe: Mm hm.
Date: Uh ‘cause I broke up with my last girlfriend and that makes me single at the moment.
(Kristy Joe tries to fix her hair, clearly isn’t comfortable with how she looks, so she starts giggling nonstop)
Date: What’s so funny?
Kristy Joe: (Giggling, covers her mouth) Nothing.
Way to hit if off jackass! She even said, after her date, “For the first time in my life I realized I’ve always kinda relied on my looks and now…I’ve got nothin to talk about.”
If there’s one thing Kristy Joe’s right about, it’s that. Men and women, who are attractive by society’s standards, happen to lack personality and are probably the most boring people to talk to on Earth.
And before you get mad and say, “But that’s not true, Tiff. I’m hot and I gots smarts!! LOL!!!” I’m speaking in generalities.
I’ve noticed that good looking people can get friends and dates without much effort; they’ve learned to rely on their appearances so much that they can’t grow until they experience rejection in life, they can’t grow until they realize “there’s more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking,” whereas the average joe has to work a lot harder to be accepted. They don’t have looks to fall back on…
huzzah! for slipping in that zoolander quote. and wow… that is a rather gross outfit. I always wonder about appearances too, why genetics makes us this way and if it’s for survival of the fittest. and in what sense? will the girl with the strongest personality win? hard to say… so hard to say.
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Let me tell you a story about being shallow:
I can be quite shallow. I saw this girl and she was hot. Real hot. Usually, I’m not one to come up to a random girl and ask them out on a date, but I did. Also uncharactaristically, she said yes.
I took her to a cafe in this artsy fartsy town in the mountains to get a cup of coffee. Let me tell you, man, about five minutes into the date, I was considering how quick I would die if I plunged my butterknife into my heart. She was boring, stupid and a BITCH. She hated my music, my taste in movies, she read idiotic books and made fun of me non-stop as though I were in high school all over again. She made fun of my SNEEZE, for god’s sake.
Never again. I made the vow and have kept it to never, ever, ever ask a hottie out on a whim again. You have to be friends first; that’s like the screening process.
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I agree with you… I know a couple hot people who are sooo boring it’s not even funny. When you go out, they just sit there the whole time. I think the only thing they know how to do is look pretty. =S
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Men are extremely shallow and I’m actually glad something like this is on. I remember this one movie I saw where a girl does a project and puts on a fat costume to see how people would perceive her if she was fat, and it was true to life how people treated someone skinny/beautiful vs overweight and slightly un attractive.
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That’s sooo funny! I’ve never seen this show air on TV but I’m glad I didn’t see it at all. Stripping you of your looks can sometimes mean stripping you of who you are as well. They probably didn’t have any substance underneath to begin with.
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That was probably the funniest blog i’ve ever read. Bwhahahha.
at the same time so true.
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dude i totally saw this episode a few days ago! what kristy joe said was pretty profound, LOL about her realizing that she had nothing to talk about since her whole life she got by with her looks! hahahaha love it! great post, i agree whole-heartedly! men need to realize this kinda stuff!
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I know this really hot dude who couldn’t talk about anything except his experience as a model and dating a starlet.
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