For someone who typically stays at home and surfs the internet on weekend nights, I think I’ve done a lot for the past two days.  There were large amounts of funnitude and craziness, and if I were to write what happen on all three events specifically in regular paragraphs, my head will blow up into glitter.

So here, I present to you, what Tiff did on the weekend, in e-z list format:

AMA/Def Jam Records Pre-Party and Les Deux, Hollywood

- When writing the previous entry, I did not know that the pre-party was NOT on the same day as the American Music Awards and the after party, which means I had to pick out two outfits (woot).  For the pre-party, which happen last Friday, I took the majority vote and went for the dress in the middle. Thanks for helping me out dudes!

- We were there for only a little bit. Mainly danced, and had some broad, who was retardedly oblivious, step on my foot with her stiletto on accident (Btw I didn’t realize my foot was bleeding the whole night, until the night was over, and the blood was already dried when I found out).

- We didn’t like it there (wonk, wonk, wonk…), so we went to the party right next next door, Les Deux.

- At Les Deux, we danced, hung out, and took guy’s phone numbers for fun, but Brooke, who was the one that invited me, had to have the jackpot of all phone numbers! This is tootally random (and fucking rad!), but we actually got to hang out with Slade Smiley from Bravo’s “The Real Orange County Housewives” and “Date My Ex” for a bit, and he had a thing for Brooke so took her cell and added his number.

- This deserves it’s own list!!: I use to watch “The Real Orange County Houswives”, so it’s pretty awesome to say that I was talking to Slade. I WAS TALKING TO SLADE GAWDAMNITISD!@!

- One of her friends that we went was gay bashed by one of Les Deux’s security guard.  I know, it’s fucked up. He was clearly startled and incredibly angry by this (as so would I), so he called the police to file a report and about five cop cars started to roll in when the party was over.  The managers and the police thought he was overreacting, until they saw the tape of the incident. I haven’t’ seen it, but apparently, the club managers at Les Deux called him and said that everything will be on them, the next time we go there again. *grins*

Chi Yen’s (my cousin) Engagement Party

- Tired. Just woken up. Didn’t have time to shower. I couldn’t feel some of my toes. Throat is insanely dried. Gag.

…but at least I looked cute!

Movie Premiere Party and Director’s Birthday Party

- We had Karaoke night and Karaoke woke my spirits up and I was automatically back to happy hardxcore huzzah party-mode (“huzzah!” is my new favorite word bytheway).

- After karaoke-ing, we got to watch the movie for the first time. And since most of us had a part in this movie (on and off camera), we had fun laughing and making little remarks about some of the scenes.

-I know people are asking what the name of the movie is, and I rather not say it here (I prefer that people who I work with professionally not find this website). It’s basically a low-budget independent film, and it’s being submitted to film festivals.

I had a lot of fun. In fact, I had so much fun that I’m really sick now. I don’t think I have enough strength to attend the AMAs and the after party today. But no big deal, I’ll watch it on TV. Huzzah!

One of the (awesome) girls I worked with on the last film had an extra VIP pass for the American Music Awards and decided to take me as a guest.   I’m so thrilled about it! I get to goto Def Jam Record’s AMA pre-party and the AMA’s “private” after party.

The only tiny issue is that I have to dress “upscale” and I’m not even sure what upscale exactly means! When I think of upscale, I think of something expensive and designer.  I clearly do not own anything that is close to that…I buy my dresses from places like Forever 21 and Wetseal!

So I have these three dresses that I have in mind (plus the dress I wore in Katy Perry’s music video), and considering that the majority of the people who read my blog are women, I figure you guys can help me and pick the one that is the most appropriate attire for the occasion. If none of these are going to work, then I have no problem buying something else.

If I go with the first one, I figure I can wear black stockings with them.  As for the two right, they might be not “upscale” enough, I don’t know. What do you think? I need halp!

So my 21st birthday was on the 17th (last Monday) and I thought it’d be really, really awesome to buy myself a new computer since it’s my birthday and all. And plus, the older computer I had was a piece of shit so I didn’t mind spending a lot of money on something that should last me for a while.

Ah, yeah, that’s her…smooth, soft, and silky (Pablo Francisco ftw!).  So far, I’m really digging my new desktop.  It’s great! Everything’s pretty much in the monitor (speakers, CPU, etc), you could barely hear it running, and it’s incredibly sleek! I have Windows Vista now and it isn’t as bad as I had anticipated, but the only problem is that I can’t transfer my Photoshop CS (downloaded it) into the new one…sooo I’m probably going to have to purchase the actual latest software which is CS4. Doh!

The thought of me being 21 years old hasn’t really kicked in.   I guess it’s because I haven’t been in a situation that had a 21 age limit, but when that time comes I’m certain that I will smile and appreciate it and say ridiculous things like, “BOOM. Here’s my I.D., I am 21 motherfucker! Huzzah!”

Clearly, I have no idea what’s going to be in store for me in the future, as a 21-year-old, but I heard it’s the “best” age to be, and then it starts to go downhill after that, slowly but surely. Hah. We will see.