Man, I love my friends. They’re always a blast to spend time with. They’re so great that we all hung out for 12 hours yesterday. 12 hours!
At noon we went to Little Tokyo in downtown Los Angeles for Christmas shopping and managed to find a lot of stuff to buy for other people and for each other. I bought myself a, um, I don’t know, I call it a “karate kid bandana thing” because it reminds me of the bandana (which isn’t really a bandana hence “thing”) worn by the karate kid in the film “Karate Kid”…only not. I don’t think I’m really going to wear it, but everyone’s gotta have a karate kid bandana gotdamnit! I also bought myself a samurai sword letter opener. It’s so badass. It looks like a samurai sword, but in miniature barbie size.

Before leaving Little Tokyo, we walked over to the restrooms at their indoor mall. The ladies room was locked, but I heard a lot of shuffling noises in there. There was an old beat up paper, with bent corners and a brown-yellowish coloring around the borders, posted up on the ladies room door that read:
THIS RESTROOM IS CLOSED FOR CLEANING
PLEASE USE THE RESTROOM ON THE 3RD FLOOR
YOUR MOM’S NOT HERE TO HELP PICK YOU UP. PLEASE HELP
Which was uh, kinda weird. There was also a small writing in red that was written at the top corner and it said, “Wat?!” Looks like somebody didn’t get it either.
What I think he wanted to say, originally, was, “YOUR MOM’S NOT HERE TO PICK UP AFTER YOU. SO HELP A BROTHER OUT.” Right?
Afterwards, we drove to Cerritos and ate at a Vietnamese pho restaurant. It was Tyler’s first time eating pho, but he didn’t eat very much of it, so I helped him finish his bowl. For desert, we had cha (kind of like jello soup), Tyler didn’t want to taste it. I guess he doesn’t like Vietnamese food very much haha, but everyone else enjoyed their dishes. I ordered spring rolls, they were deliciousouosus!
We went to Borders and we stayed there for a while, mainly in the graphic novels section. I think they were checking out Anime/Manga stuff, and I was catching up on my Marvels (of course).
After Borders, we got coffee and chilled and chatted. We all took out our driver’s license just to see the hilarity of our pictures. We played hangman and it was, surprisingly, fun. Because of hangman, I did learn a new geographical location, Botsuana. Yup.
We ended the night around midnight, and I left with a satisfied (and more) feeling…and stomach.







Haha. Nice headband
I was thinking of being the Karate Kid for next Halloween!
As for the bathroom sign, it makes perfect sense if you’re fluent in Engrish, though I kinda like the idea of someone being locked up in there in need of help
Oh and finally, it’s spelled “Botswana”
Reply
Tiff Reply:
December 24th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Yes, I know, but in Spanish, it’s Botsuana with a letter “U”!
Reply
everything is hella fun when you have GOOD FRIENDS
glad you had an awesome day!
Reply
Haha, that letter opener is pretty epic. It looks like you and your friends had an awesome time. I really need to start taking more pictures. I used to take pictures all the time, but for some reason I have pretty much completely stopped as of the late.
Reply
“YOUR MOM’S NOT HERE TO HELP PICK YOU UP. PLEASE HELP”
Wow… you should have taken a picture and posted it to http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
The poor translation might also find a pleasant home on http://www.engrish.com
Reply
Tiff Reply:
December 24th, 2008 at 10:09 am
I know I should’ve taken a picture. The thought didn’t cross my mind during the time, and when I remembered, the sign was already down. Ugh!
Reply
Well, it is in Little Tokyo so you might have many non-native speakers there which explains the grammatical errors found in the sign.
I like the picture where you and your friend were by the window. Merry Christmas!
Reply