Comments on: Missing the toilet should be a crime

By: Swine flu deaths from shot.

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By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 02:05:45 +0000

Euuuhh, they should do the classic man trick instead, and carefully put toilet roll on the actual seat, to avoid touching it, however it’s only really used in extreme circumstances

By: Katy

Katy — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:23:37 +0000

OMG I’M SO DAMN GOOD AT HOVERING!! But I lay like 10 layers of toilet paper underneath just in case the stream is too long and I fall down cuz my knees get tired but thankfully that’s never happened yet. LMAO.

But yeah I hate those stupid bitches who hover and miss… and don’t freaking clean up afterwards. SO NASTY.

I also don’t know what people are thinking when they put their purses, jackets, shopping bags and other personal belongings on the floor of a public washroom… that’s probably the dirtiest thing in the world. I had to do that once when I had a gazillion shopping bags and when I got home, I ended throwing them all away (I usually have a junkrat habit of saving my my bags).

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:38:33 +0000

That’s horrifying.

My sister told me she was in the girl’s bathroom and saw a pair of feet, then heard the sound of CRACKLING diarrhea and saw little speckles of poop hit the floor all up and around the woman’s feet. The woman was like, “Oh my god, I don’t know what to do! What do I do?”

My sister said she just thought to herself, “I.. gee, I really don’t know. Can’t help you. Sorry. I really am.”

Dude, man, if I own a business, I will check the toilet after each usage. If someone pisses on the floor, I will make them clean it at gunpoint.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:50:28 +0000

Ooh wow, you just speak what was inside my mind! I went to a public toilet yesterday in a shopping mall and was grossed out with how wet the floor was and the whole cubicle just reeked of urine and shit. Worst was the toilet seat had urine scattered all over it..yucks! So sometimes we do have no choice but to “hover”, especially when there was no toilet paper around to wipe away all the mess as well.

I have been thinking of bringing sanitizer liquid to public toilet so that I can just wipe the seat clean before sitting on it…but that’s just me.

I have also thought about the hooks before. It’s worse when you have bags and bags of shopping and you do not know where to put them when you are in the toilet.

By: Mel

Mel — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:27:15 +0000

Oh ewwwwww! I cannot stand those people who insist on hovering when they know well enough that they cannot handle the responsibility it requires. Some ladies are soooo gross. What bothers me is walking into a stall after another lady, and she’s still in the bathroom washing her hands and you see the nastiness that she has left behind for the next person. Why bother washing your hands and pretending to be clean when you’ve marked this whole bathroom with your peepee?? I’ve had to call people out a few times at rest stops. It disturbs me how some people will blatantly leave peepee all over the stall when they know someone is going in right after them. N-A-S-T-Y.

sorry for my rant, this was just an excellent starting off point. haha!

By: chanel

chanel — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:52:42 +0000

I hate when the entire toilet seat is wet. How the fuck do you get the whole seat wet? Piss puddles all over.

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:34:17 +0000

public toilets creep the hell out of me! i hate them. and even if they try the best to keep them clean and even add that thing thats supposed to spread a fresh oddour (eg: lemon or peach) it just makes me want to hold my breath even more. and i never breath through my mouth in a publich toilet, lol

By: Cecelia

Cecelia — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:12:09 +0000

Ugh. I don’t think I could ever even go out there. Thank God for my over-sized blatter.

By: Shauna

Shauna — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:08:59 +0000

Hahaha. I really have nothing useful to contribute other than that this was very well written. Thanks for the laugh.