I just kind of realized how immature I am.
Like, farting is hilarious. I always get a kick out of listening and telling true fart stories to people. Farting and then passing it to your friend via waving-hand motion is really satisfying.
Naked artsy people make me giggle–but I try to giggle on the inside since it’s not really nice to laugh at naked artsy people. I took a life drawing class last year, and it took me a while not to look like I was trying to hold my breath (from laughing) every time a model disrobed in front of the class.
I like pressing buttons, more specifically, unfamiliar buttons, buttons I’ve never pressed before (omfg), just to see what it would trigger. The anticipation is the best part, but sometimes the outcome of pressing a button can be really anticlimactic, aka the one’s that doesn’t work.
And the worst of all (I cringe as I begin to type the inevitable), I own guns…toy guns. Though uh I really don’t feel like explaining what I do with them.
Oh yeah true story, when the workers were cleaning out my bedroom for renovation, the cute younger one came up to me with a box and asked, “Did you want to keep these with you?” Confused, I glanced at the box and noticed that he was holding a box of my toy guns. If there was ever a time I wanted to kill myself, it would be that time.
And the point of all this? Nothing really, I just don’t want to work on my finals. Carry on.
PS – I am still screwed.
You know what, lol, just do everything 2 hours before it’s due.
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FARTING ISSSS funny. Just as long as I don’t do it in public myself. I laugh when people do though
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Have you seen the Farting Preacher videos on Youtube? Oh my god, they’re hilarious.
Anyway, good luck with finals. Hahaha. Hopefully you’ll get everything done on time.
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We’re on the same page with the buttons deal. In my chem lab, I always push buttons half-wishing something dramatic will happen and we’ll have to end the lab.
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Well, I guess you could have had a lot worse in the box.
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dude, i’ve been procrastinating for over a month now. ugh, now it’s deadline and i’m still not doing anything!
toy guns, huh? haha
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Love this new theme. :] Has a very SH/American Rottage portrait feel to it. Great Photoshop skills on that portrait of yours as well!
Procrastination gets the best of us. Me, it’s a lack of inspiration with a mixture of laziness. xD Nothing wrong with staying in touch with your child side. After all, that’s the only time in our lives that we’re genuinely happy, why get rid of that? It’s good to express that part of us as much as possible. So pour some ketchup inside those toy guns and get yourself near an overhead bridge. ;D
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LOL @ the toy guns + cute younger worker scenario. i push deadlines. i live cramming. its funner that way. ^^
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LOL I love you Tiff.. you’re hilarious! I hate farts because if there is one thing I can’t put up with is smelly stuff! =( And just for the record, I don’t fart. AHAHHAHA.
Loveee your new look btw and your “portrait.”
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Tiff Reply:
May 26th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Haha aww thanks, love you too Katy!
Btw, you’re not human if you don’t fart, it’s OK to admit it!
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haha this is hillaarrrioouusss. lol. the guy im dating enjoys farts as much as you do.. he once ATTEMPTED (and did not succeed) to trap my in the blanket while he got ready to blow out a big one.. lol. the naked artsy people thing.. i’d probably chuckle.. giggle laugh.. okay maybe not.. unless it was there was really something funny to look at.. but i have theee worst staring problem. haha.
and i had an almost similar toy gun incident. my “bf”/guy im dating is helping me clean out the garage. i use to be obsessed with sailor moon.. when we were cleaning he just bursted into hysterical laughter.. i looked at him .. and he was holding up a blow-up sailor moon doll >.< .. i swear i didnt even know i had that. haha. but yes. that TOTALLY impressed him. haha.
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LOL at the toy guns! My sister owns a Princess Giselle Barbie doll (from Enchanted) and she always feels the need to give long, drawn out explanations of why she has it.
Farting IS hilarious… As long as it’s not me making a complete fool of myself and as long as I don’t have to smell it.
And if it makes you feel any better, I had an 8 page paper due at 12:30 today and I finished it at 1:30… in class. Master procrastinators.
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