I’m back from Las Vegas and boy does it feel good to be back here. I guess I did have fun, but it was a different fun, a kind of fun I wasn’t exactly use to…because I’m kind of a geek. And uh geeks find funnitude in video game conventions and zombie walks, not partying in Vegas.
So where do I start?
The person who invited me was my brother’s fiance, Huong, for her bachelorette party. There was going to be a total of 10-11 girls that were going to Vegas with us, and I didn’t know any of them. Terrifying.
Since my last encounter with a group of females wasn’t the exactly the best time I had, I was a little hesitant on going, but it was for Huong and I had a 101 Things to tackle, one of which happens to be going to Vegas (I’m still determined to complete 101 things).
The girls, surprisingly, were nice and I got along with them very well…except for one (of course there’s one). I mean, we CAN get along, but she was very rude to me. I even have a photo taken in Vegas that actually proves her distaste for me. But to avoid any potential stupid girly drama, I’ll go more into detail after the wedding (this Saturday).
For now, I want everybody to have fun when my brother and his fiance tie the knot.
So for the first night in Vegas, we wanted to check out Thunder Down From Under. The tickets were sold out, but we found something else, something more patriotic…
American Storm. I know, very intimidating.
The show was hilarious. I was thoroughly entertained with their choreography–it was something you would see out of a cheesy 1998 boyband music video. Their movements were very stiff and robotic. Very bad dancers they are, but who cares right? They’re American Storm.
After that, we went to Club Tao and I got really fucked up…for the first time. So fucked up that I had no recollections of that night. According to the girls, I was very hyper and in total party mode. I talked a lot. I held up the rock/horns sign a lot and yelled, “I love rock n’ roll!!!!” and “I love Metallica!!!” I danced with a lot of guys, but half of the times, I’d push kept pushing them away so I can dance with myself. I sent drunken text messages to the guy I’m seeing and professed my love for him. And apparently I got kicked out of the club for being so ridiculously drunk.
I guess that’s how you’re suppose to do it in Vegas, but I certainly wouldn’t want to do that again ha, I REALLY don’t.
The next day, I was really out of it. I slept for the whole day to regenerate for the bachelorette party, but I was still tired and I felt sick. The photos that were taken on the second day (the one where we’re all wearing pink) actually looked like I was having fun. I was pretending to have fun because I didn’t want to ruin the night for the girls. But truthfully, I wanted to go home and sleep.
(for more Vegas photos click here)
So did I have fun in Vegas? No not really. It was OK. I could’ve probably had more of a blast if I never took so many shots of patron, and it could’ve been better if one of the girls wasn’t such being a dick to me.
Speaking of dicks, the only thing I really enjoyed about Vegas was molding playdough into a dick as part of the bridal shower game. But I guess none of the girls shared my kind of sense of humor, because they didn’t like my penis with the hairy testicles. They were really grossed out by it. Oh well, you asked to create the most realistic looking man package, and that’s what I delivered. *shrugs*
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Ah, man. Welcome to the dark side. I’ve only been fucked up in Vegas once… holy shit. I SHOULD have been kicked out of everywhere I went to. I high-fived a chippendales dancer and he looked annoyed because I pushed people out of the way to get to him.
I’m glad you didn’t at least have a miserable experience, which can happen. With those shots of patron you should have had the courage to use that hairy dick to slap that bitchy chick across the face.
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interesting. i’ve grown to hate patron. i use to love it and take shots of it every time i went out, but it is like licking the ground for me, distasteful.
ohh, tao! how was it? it’s usually always packed. haha, i got kicked out for throwing up on the dance floor at a bar in fullerton. at least that wasn’t your reason. & sending love messages, tsk. hope they were okay and didn’t make you look silly the next day.
how can thunder from down under be sold out?!
and why can’t a group of girls just get along? there’s always that ONE person that has to dislike someone and ruin it for everyone, or that person i should say. at least she didn’t get on your nerves, but i still want to hear the story after the wedding. haha =]
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oh! and your penis play dough, is that your hair? yours is very realistic. i’m surprised no one made a huge fat one.. they all look so tiny. HAHA
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Tiff Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
It’s not from hair. I found it from a random brush haha.
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LOL This had me rollin’. Hey.. I appreciate your hair testes! I’ve never been to Vegas but I don’t think it would be my thing either.
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I’m a nerd too and I’ve been told when I get drunk, I really know how to party. I think us nerds tend to have a side to us that’s really enjoyable if we allow it to be. It’s good that you at least had an OK time and it didn’t totally suck. I’m not really much of a people/going out person myself.
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i like your hairy penis! ^^v
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Ahahahhaha I love your penis!
I don’t like dancing with guys either (or anyone for that matter) at clubs. I’d rather dance by myself and go at my own pace.
Which one was the girl who was bitchy to you?
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nice playdough creation.. hahaha! ;P and american storm? never heard of them… they look like a boyband in that photo! did you see naked bathing girls at Tao?!
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Hahahahahaha I’m not into hairy balls myself but I do like your sculpture. I love your attention to detail!
Good god. I can never understand how and why people drink patron. Glad you got to go! I have no intentions of going until I’m old enough to not be stuck with just playing whack-a-mole the whole time at Circus Circus
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best part of vegas is walking outside with liquor. haha
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Yeah, it always hurts the next day doesn’t it
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I’m not a HUUUGE fan of Vegas either. And it would especially ruin my trip if someone aws a complete bitch on the trip too.
Love the penis. I hope you won that game for creativity. But by the sounds of it, I don’t think so huh?
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Tiff Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I didn’t win
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hahahaha… at least yours is the one that looks the most real
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW you know how I feel about sexy male exotic dancers, so zealous. I wanna watch too! I love club Tao btw! I miss Vegas.
ps. Sweet playdough
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