WOAH! Haven’t blogged in a while.
(Blame it on summer break. I’ve been taking complete advantage of it.
Blame it on my newly fresh boyfriend. Kind of weird to say “my boyfriend” now since I’m a noob at being a first-time girlfriend.
And blame it on the goose. That is all.)
I don’t have time to update my blog with the usual lengthy entries…but I do have time to post that picture in Vegas I’ve been wanting to post!
To make a long story short, I went to Vegas with a group of girls I didn’t know (except for one) for a bachelorette party. One of the girls, the oldest one of the bunch, didn’t like me at all. She would sometimes say some pretty insulting things to me, but would translate them into more of a funny and joking manner so the rest of the girls wouldn’t think any of it. I wouldn’t find it rude had she did the same to the rest of the girls, but I noticed I was the only one who was getting picked on by her.
I don’t know what the reason is, but shit, who cares, I found an amazing photo that proves she wants me out of the picture (literally) and it’s pretty funny:
So the broad who doesn’t like me is the one who is taking the photo. How do I know this was intentional and malicious?
1. She doesn’t like me.
2. She was sober when this photo was taken.
3. Look how much negative/extra space is at the top. I could have easily been part of the photo if she would just angle it down like a normal human being should.
4. And most importanly, it’s how she took the photo:
If you look closely, at her reflection, you can see how retarded she looks at attempting to “unintentionally” cut me out of the photo.
Notice where the camera is positioned from her head. Notice the angle of her face. Notice how far she is bending her neck back so that she is facing the ceiling instead of the group of girls.
Way to go asshole, this is the dumbest photo I have ever seen. Even a monkey with down syndrome can take a better photo that logically makes more sense.
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Girlfriend’s got issues lol.
And a boyfriend. Ooooh.
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I dunno… I think it’s a bit of a fluke…
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Tiff Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 11:45 am
What’s a fluke?
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Jen Reply:
July 26th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Uh, do you mean the definition of the term?(unlikely chance occurrence)
Or what they’re referring to as a fluke?
(the fact that the girl has no idea how to and therefore shouldn’t be taking a picture)
I think she was just a typical bitch.
Girls can be so ridiculous (because that’s what I think she is….ridiculously bitchy and conniving)
If you see her again, I’d give her the stink-eye and maybe the middle finger…and maybe accidently fall and spill a really-hard-to-get-out-of-clothing drink on her. Maybe put dye in it. Because, seriously, that’s what she gets for being such a ridiculous conniving little bitch
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Theresa Reply:
July 26th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
what Jen said
What a fucking cunt bag. Haha. She can fuck herself
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bahaha okay seriously? can’t believe she so intentionally would cut you out. thats pretty immature. but on a brighter note, new bf!?
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That shithead, lol. That’s so funny how you dissected it too.
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wow. very lame of her. and she’s the oldest of the group? lol very immature of her lol. oh but forget about that… lets hear more about this new boyfriend. o0o0o lol
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I wonder what she has against you… she must be extremely jealous of something!
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…Tiff, did you steal her boyfriend? hahah jk!! =P
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I know how it is. People who are being mean don’t realize what they’re doing and they keep going on a rampage, hurting people and making people feel like shit. You, as a victim, must make it clear to her that she hurt your feelings or else she’ll keep doing it. So, here’s what you do:
Buy a pumpkin. A big one. Carve it out and make a jack-o-lantern that sort of looks like her, if you can.
Cover it with fake blood.
Stick a knife in the side of its head.
Leave it on her doorstep with a note that says, “YOU!!!!” Ring the doorbell and run.
She’ll be a lot nicer for awhile.
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That sucks and I hate to say this, but she’s one big bitch. Bachelorette parties are meant for groups of girls to have fun, so its pretty low if she doing it intentionally!
Having said that, don’t feel too to bad because I also have a very dumb picture from Paris, France that is equally bad! I once asked this girl in my Contiki group tour if she would take ONE picture of me with the Eiffel tower in the background. She obliged, but cut off half the upper half of tower and the bottom half was all ground. She might as well be a monkey taking a picture!
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haha I missed your posts!
I love how you analyze shit like this, I do it all the time! LOL you’re definitely right about her doing this intentionally. Not subtle @ all! lol how cunty of her >:|
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that is just mean… Hopefully you won’t have to ever see her again D:
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Oh she is so jealous!
Thanks for not blogging too often this summer, makes me not feel as bad that I’ve beek slacking lately as well. =P
Oooh and boyfriend?! Yeaahhhh go Tiff!
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well….i personally find it really fucking hilarious. she was reachinnngg…
hahahaha..
omg too funny!
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lol! i love how you pick apart that photo!
and wait, back up.. is this your first relationship?? awww sweet! congrats
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Congrats on the boyfriend
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Oolala congrats on the boyfriend!
But wow, that girl that doesn’t like you… that’s pretty blatant ><
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Congrats on the boyfriend!
Wow! Yea, she’s pretty much an asshole for doing that.
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congrats on your new boyfriend! have a great time!! but here is some advice for you from me! You need the “3 C’s” to make a relationship work– commitment, communication, and compromise!
hahaha all well that girl is stupid :B tehehe i hope you had fun in vegas ;p
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I want to hear more about this boy dude person you speak of
HAHAHAHA I love that you REALLY analyzed it. It’s the kind of thing I would do…
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Congrats on the new boyfriend! [=
I don’t know what that girl’s problem is, but it’s pretty immature what she did!
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congrats on your boyfriend
i’ve only had one boyfriend that i left 3 days later. dun dun dun
yeah i wouldn’t call it a boyfriend more like a bad mistake
yay!
girls are haters man
such attention whores
seriously everyone needs to smoke some pot and calm the fuck down
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I found your blog randomly but this post is pretty damn funny. Reminds me of “mean girls” in their 20’s. Some beezies need to just get over their damn selves.
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Haha, you must have stolen her boyfriend!
Seriously though, what a betch. Girls are awful.
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Yup, a great way to behave. Some people are just ARGH.
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hurry up and post about comic con!
DD i’m so envious of you right now~
i absolutely frikin love your female version of kakashi!
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