Some of you guys have asked about who my new boyfriend was, so let me just embarrass him by discreetly posting a photo of the hunk of meat…
POW! Yes that’s him-NO not the freak with wings but the cutie on the left. Some stats about Matt:
Pros: He can tolerate my constant burping and belching, but I’m holding in my farts…for now . He is about as geeky as I am, though probably a lot geekier. He plays the guitar. He speaks English, French, and LOLcat fluently. He knows how to beatbox. He likes zombies and video games.
We go to fun and exciting events together such as attending concerts, zombie walks, conventions: E3, Comic-Con, and soon Blizzcon. And most importantly, we go on quests and fight big bad monsters together on World of Warcraft just about every night. Romantic? I think so.
Cons: He enjoyed the Dawn of the Dead remake more than Land of the Dead, and he needs work on impersonating Arnold Shwartzenagawera.
I think I can live with that.
let the farts out girl!!!! holding it in is bad! hahaha!
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Tiff Reply:
August 12th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
That is true, and your stomach starts to hurt.
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Matthieu Reply:
August 13th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Allow me to make an analogy. In Political Science class, I remember learning about Nuclear Deterrence via Mutual Assured Destruction.
Now replace nukes with farts. I suggest you think twice before letting one rip in my presence.
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What a catch! Sounds pretty great (and he’s a cutie too) :3
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awww i bet you two are adorable together!
Ask him if he has a friend that speaks lolcat too, I need a guy like that as well. haha.
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AW Tiff!! =P
You guys are perfect for each other. Do you fart and trap him under the blankets?
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Kimberly Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 6:24 am
Oh wow, I’d kill my boyfriend if he tried to Dutch Oven me. >_<
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LMAO at Kym’s comment.
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Lucky girl you are Tiff! =D
I don’t know why, maybe it was because I saw it too fast, but I thought his pass on his neck was actually him holding a chainsaw. O__O
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Aw. you guys are perf <3
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Sounds like a good catch for you! I think you should fart, unless he said he’s not a fan or farts…but if he can handle the burps the farts should be no biggie. =P
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CUTE!
geek love is the best!!
+1
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i’m capped. so the photo was loading sssllloooowww. the anticipation of seeing your boyfriend’s photo y’know!!
then slowly i saw the tip of a head, then horn? (ookkaayy…), then the whole face, then WTF!!!??!!?!
tiff’s either going out with an extremely ugly.. thing, or she’s completely outta her mind with geeky game such as WOW and developed a virtual love for these characters.
THEN FINALLY THE WHOLE PHOTO LOADED UP.
THANK GOD!
you guys definately sound like the match!
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Matt looks lovely
I am happy for you, and for him 
! Haha.
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I’m with the rest of everyone on this: Fart. The first time you fart in front of your bf, though… it’s gotta be funny. You have to say, “Guess what?” When he says, “What?” fart. Stare cold and hard into his eyes and nod.
Then you’re open for everything. You can blast one out while cooking, reading, picking up a pen, etc.
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I love your blooog <3
Oh, you have a lookbook invitation yet?? or u know someone that have it?
I really want ittt <3
Please send it to mee!
martinatrozzi@gmail.com
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super cuuuute!
villain with the wings ain’t half bad either. he taken?
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Aww man that’s not him with the wings?? Bummer! Haha
You had me at he can tolerate your burping… That’s all kinds of awesome and perfect for you, Tiff
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Handsome fella you got yourself there!
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I laughed at him speaking LOLcat fluently. I’m diggin’ all the cons… particularly the facts that he tolerates your gassy body, as well as the zombies, beatboxing, and video games. He sounds like a great guy and great for you. I felt like I already kind of knew about him via your tweets. Jesus, that sounded really creepy… hahahahah.
BTW, I really like the layout of your site. VERY AWESOME… particularly your picture at the side.
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You have one of the most interesting blogs, ever. I love the vietnamese wedding singer blog. Haha!
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Letting out farts is my #1 boyfriend test–if he can withstand that, he can withstand anything.
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AHAHHA i haven’t visited you in so long but i’m glad that i did. he’s cute and you guys are cute together
and i LOLed IRL when u said he speaks LOLCAT fluently, i should start putting that on my resume..
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What a cute blog post!
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hey girl. (:
i really don’t know you but i found your blog.
it’s amazing. i love your entries and your layout is so cute.
in one of your entries you wrote about lookbook.nu.
i love it and i’m addicted to fashion.
so i’ve a question: can you invite me or send me a code?
i’d be so happy.
lots of hugs,
marie.
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can I still ask u the invite code for lookbook.nu ?
I’ve been waiting about a week but I don’t think they gonna approve me.
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