Your face is a LIE!

About a week ago, my friend, Jules, used me as a model for her mom’s jewelry store.  I never had such proper treatment before.  And I never had that much makeup being put on to one single face…my face.

Jules, a MAC makeup artist, did a great job regardless.  It was crazy! I never knew that my own dork face was capable of such impeccable hotness, all thanks to Jules and her fine makeup artistry.  Here are some photos of the shoot, some of them are “actual” shoots and others were from our regular cameras mostly for fun:

Boy do I love makeup.  Isn’t it great how putting a little can accentuate features?  And putting lots of it on can really altar a woman’s face in drastic measures, capable of deceiving men? And speaking of men, I wonder if they–who are attracted to women that always wear caked-on powder, caked-on lipgloss, caked-on eyeshadow, and whatever other form of cosmetic they’d put on to their heart’s content–are aware of what might be underneath the cake-laden face.

After a couple of hours of shooting, I drove home with the makeup on.  On my way there, some guy driving next to me stared and whistled at me, and made flattering remarks.  Usually, this doesn’t happen.   And this whole time, I couldn’t help but to think, “If he only knew…”  If he only knew that the glossy lips, the rosey cheeks, the long lashes weren’t hereditary.  If he only knew that I really don’t wear makeup unless I go out for a special occasion or that I’m with my boyfriend (sorry Matt!).

If he only knew that he was actually whistling to this:

Lol

29 Comments

  1. Posted September 7, 2009 at 4:36 pm | Permalink

    Hahhaa. Oh Tiff. I’ve been reading your blogs on my RSS feeds but never comment. This one was worth commenting. I LOVEEEEEE MAKEUPPPP. Those model pictures look hottttt :)

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  2. Posted September 7, 2009 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    don’t be silly, you’re always gorgeous :P

    btw MAC make up RULEZ!

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  3. Posted September 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    Beautiful photos!

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  4. Posted September 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    You’re one gorgeous diva, you! Lol make up on or not, you’re pretty!:)

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  5. sheena
    Posted September 7, 2009 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    that’s what my sister says to me all the time… “haha! you wouldn’t be getting whistled at all the time if they knew what you ACTUALLY looked like!”
    …:( LOL!

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  6. Posted September 7, 2009 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    BAHAHHAHAH! this is totally me too…. i don’t wear makeup except for special occassions. that last picture of you.. is like a mirror image of me. hahaha! i prefer funny pictures, thanks. but ladyyyy you looked GORGEOUS! i would love to have my make-up done for me someday!

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  7. Posted September 8, 2009 at 1:11 am | Permalink

    wow you look so different! i never wear makeup either so i can totally understand why you would think it doesn’t really represent you at all :P you’re still pretty though!

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  8. Posted September 8, 2009 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    Haha. Cake-Laden Face.
    Thanks for taking the time to write something that is actually interesting (and funny). Its refreshing to see that someone is capable of cognitive thought process, and figured out how to write it down.

    (u totez have a new reader gurl)

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  9. Posted September 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    My, those are some hot pictures!! And the jewelry is so pretty! Is it expensive? I love your hair too btw.. it’s very Cleopatra-ish.

    I agree, make up does wonders and I think most of us look completely different without make up (I know I do). But then it’s not like you have to put on a full face everyday. I usually skip the foundation and maybe just do a little blush/bronzer + eyeliner + lipBALM. I find that I rarely use lip gloss nowadays.

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  10. Posted September 8, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Permalink

    Those pictures are gorgeous! And I think makeup just helps defines the features that you naturally exibit! Prettiness!
    I love the jewelry! Does you friend’s mom have a website?

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  11. Shayla
    Posted September 9, 2009 at 2:19 am | Permalink

    You’re gorgeous all the time, Tiff! Your individulaity is part of your beauty. :D You’re lucky to be so pretty without any makeup, and I respect that you’re secure enough to not feel the need to wear makeup. I feel so insecure without makeup on.

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  12. Posted September 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm | Permalink

    Tiff the pictures look great! So hot!! It’s a jewelry ad, but you could also pass for a MAC makeup model too.

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  13. Posted September 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    I’d rather get it on with no-make-up tiff than made-up tiff… because the make up just gets in the way when you’re trying to make out and stuff ;)

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    Matthieu Reply:

    ^ what she said.

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  14. Posted September 11, 2009 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    Fancy!!!

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  15. Posted September 11, 2009 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    oh wow you look amazing! your friend did a wonderful job!
    like you, i only wear make up when i go out on special occasions, haha.

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  16. Posted September 15, 2009 at 6:22 pm | Permalink

    LAWL!
    i’ve never had make up like that done before
    maybe i should try..hmm
    still no whistling i bet

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  17. Posted September 16, 2009 at 11:26 pm | Permalink

    Beautiful photos! I too love make-up. And make up with COLOR. I mean bold eyeshadows and lots of blending :)

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  18. Posted September 21, 2009 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    The pictures are beautiful! I really love the one with the bow where you’re touching your face. Make up really can accentuate your best facial features. I couldn’t live without 5 coats of volumising mascara!

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  19. Posted September 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    Wow you look GREAT. You need to use those pictures in your next layout.

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  20. Posted September 27, 2009 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    You look lovely in those pictures. And in the last picture, I laughed quite hard. You should’ve still made that face at that dude whistling at you… priceless. Haha.

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  21. Posted September 29, 2009 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    holy wow, you look incredibly high fashion! you’ve always had that look, but it’s nice actually seeing it!

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  22. Posted October 7, 2009 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    why does it feel like everyone on my link list is on blogging hitaus? heehee…just got back from one myself :)

    btw, love love love ur pics. so fierece, work it! *argh so tyra banks* lolz

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  23. Posted October 7, 2009 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    Tiff’s got a BF now and is too busy to blog. =(

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  24. Posted October 7, 2009 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    I love your blog! And you loo gorgeous! <3

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  25. Posted October 9, 2009 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    The photos look awesome. :) I love your hair :)

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  26. Posted October 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    some explain to me why every girl loves mac makeup?

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  27. Posted October 16, 2009 at 5:27 am | Permalink

    Maiden, noice.
    long time, btw.

    (we used to be lj friends)

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  28. Anonymous
    Posted October 24, 2009 at 4:18 pm | Permalink

    Do you have any lookbook.nu invite codes left?

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  29. Posted October 27, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    Hi Tiff!! It’s been a long time since I’ve been here but I’m glad that you’re still blogging!! I love the photos!! Some of the shots are just really beautiful and artistic as well. The jewelry definitely was eccentric! HAHAHAA, the last picture got me :)

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