The smell of babies: I know that sounds creepy but they do smell really good–anyone who has never even kissed a baby on the cheek in their life is seriously missing out on some pretty awesome stuff. I spend a lot of time with my one-year-old niece (pic below) and her skin is just naturally fresh and lovely all the time. I don’t know what it is with babies and their scent. I figure babies are like brand new cars. They smell really nice and new in the beginning, but as time goes by, everything slowly starts turning into old, smelly fermenting shit. I know I start to smell like shit if I don’t put on deodorant–babies don’t have to. They’re brand new!
Enjoy your baby scent while it last, kiddo.
Changing: I’m the kind of person who will rearrange the positioning of their furniture every 3-4 months because I CANNOT stand stagnation. Keeping things the “same” is simply uninteresting, lame and boring. It’s not just furniture either, it’s practically everything in my life. Before I didn’t have to pay a crap-ton of bills, I could afford seeing a hairstylist every three months so they can dye and cut my hair into a completely drastic look. Currently, I’ve had this black long hair far too long and I’m just itching to go back to the salon and turn into a new woman.
Tiff, in blonde flavor, circa '07.
Watching pastry chefs handle dough: Ever since I was a kid, I was always fascinated with dough and how they were used in baking pastries. I don’t really know why, I just think it’s cool. First off, touching dough alone feels really orgasmic to me. It’s soft, delicate, and putty–I would probably try motorboating it if nobody was looking. And secondly, watching the chefs on those cooking documentaries play with them to make really delicious pastries is just a whole new level of awesome.
Building (girly) robots: In one of my older posts, I mentioned finding a new hobby which was putting gundam models together. I’m pretty sure some people thought I never started on it, but I already finished making three awesome little models! I love working with gundams that lean towards the “cuter” side. The next one I will be working on will be a unicorn-hybrid, but that shouldn’t be surprising anymore.
Don't fuck wit Team Fabulous
Rollerblading: Ah, rollerblading is quite special to me. One of my favorite things about rollerblading is that I always get strange looks from people all the time, who are possibly thinking, “Rollerblades still exist?” Yes, they do. Few. They’re generally used by children and white suburban men in their 50′s, but that still counts right?
Back then, I use to rollerblade a lot with the other kids in my old neighborhood. Once, when I was only six, we were rollerblading together out in the streets and I just remembered all of us ending up skating back to our houses for our lives because apparently a man was chasing us down, he wanted to kidnap one of us (we were all very young girls). Seriously, that was terrifying for me. Good thing we out-bladed that sick pedophilin’ bastard.
I probably have a wedgie but rollerblading makes me not give any fucks.
