Since I’m no longer an annoying tweenager, I just don’t understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. To me, he’s like an extremely beautiful 8th grade girl with radiant blonde hair–BUT THEN I thought about the boys who I use to fall practically in love with as a kid, were they any better than Justin Bieber? Probably not. So, really, it’s not fair to make fun of Justin Bieber and his ridiculous fan base, when I’m sure my tastes in boys as a kid was questionable.
6. Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Is anyone even surprised that I have him on here? This kid was the Bieber of the 90’s, and probably broke a million of hearts across America with his pimp hand.
5. (the late) Jonathan Brandis
You probably don’t know who the heck he is unless you watched “It” (yes, with the scary clown who turned into a big dumb crab in the end) a zillion times like I did. Not sure why I had a huge crush on him. I guess my 12-year-old self thought that any white boy with blonde hair was good in my book.
4. Zach Morris
I’ve always thought he was an all American good-looking preppy son-of-a-bitch. Turns out, he’s Dutch and Indonesian in real life. Zach Morris is truly the whitest Asian of Bayside High School.
3. Andrew Keegan
From “Full House” to “Ten Things I Hate About You”, I’ve always thought, can anyone be more beautiful than this guy? I really don’t know what ethnic background he comes from, but TV and magazine (ie: BOP, Tiger Beat, J-14, etc) has gotten me pretty me convinced that he was some Indian (the feather kind) kid who was meant to model for the rest of his life.
2. Tommy the Green/White Ranger
I was never into guys with long feminine hair, but good ol’ Tommy made it look manly by the power of his manly karate chops and roundhouse kicks.
1. Devon Sawa
Ha, what an adorable kid he was. Watching “Casper” really did it for me, as I’m sure most other females my age would agree. Anyway, I better stop here before someone mistakens me for a pedophile.