I really wasn’t expecting to turn this into an entry initially but it all started with the boots I was planning to wear for my Halloween costume (I’m sure you can figure out which one if you read my past entry). Sadly, I had nothing better to do other than to play dress-up with these insane death metal boots. These boots are beastly. With these boots on, I can have the balls to stomp on other people’s garden and small children while not giving any shits about it.

Anyway, after experimenting with the first outfit, I thought, “These would totally go with these shoes in the closet….wow, these shoes go with this other dress….oh wait, this skirt–HOLY CRAP WHY AM I NOT TAKING NOTES?”

So naturally this happened, the girliest thing ever happened:

        

After I had taken my shower I thought it’d be really neat to either copy Scarlett Johansson or demonstrate how I put my makeup on by taking pictures of myself step-by-step. I choose the makeup, because I think the Asian face is interesting. Generally, we have such simple and small features, that when it comes to makeup, we can almost transform into a different person. To me, I think that’s a pretty fun thing to have (despite how much the internet likes to poke fun at it…including myself).

For the first picture–in attempt to not freak the readers out with my bare face–I stayed at a distance from the mirror, opened my eyes, and turned my head to a safe angle. I also kept the bathrobe and towel on for potential cuteness. This was the result:

Then I later thought that this picture was a little deceiving. In truth, I was really feeling like shit. One of the many things I’m allergic to is dust. Since I don’t really do a good job at vacuuming my bedroom often, I was really asking for an allergy-attack. So of course, all poise was dropped, my nose was red and constantly running like wild river, and my eyes could hardly open because they were so watery. This is how I really felt, underneath it all (wow that should be a song):

Ah, such a delicate swan. Now on to the makeup. The first “layer” (lol) is foundation and then drawing in the eyebrows. Eyebrows are most important. I could’ve been mistaken as a walking pork chop to a rottweiler had I not filled those eyebrows in. Instead, what you get it is Planet of the Apes:

Here comes the dark eyeshadow and liquid liner. I like the cat eye style. It makes me look more like a cat and less of an ape (see photo above)–cats are a lot more good looking than apes IMO:

My hair is finally dried and now I can curl my betty bangs in. Blushin’ the cheeks. Lipstickin’ the lips for extra sexiness:

We finish this baby off with the hair tied up into a messy bun, and a pair of  D&G glasses:

Now, we are ready to rule the school.

1. I can’t stop eating this bag of veggie chips.
Besides eating Hot Cheetos puffs, nothing is more addictive (addic…ting?) than eating a bag of Trader Joe’s vegetable chips. My mom just bought me them and I already ate literally half of the bag just right now. I really need to stop. This is not funny. Ok, one more chip and I’m done (nom). Wait, this is going to be the last time (nom). Ha, just one more, one more, it’s just goddamn f*cking delicious, you know? (nom). Okay ONE MORE SERIOUSLY FREAGIN’ FORREAL NOW.

(nom)

2. I feel bad that I can’t tell Asian people apart in movies because well, I’m Asian too.
Every time (and I mean every time) I’m watching a Korean or Japanese movie, everyone looks the same. I can’t tell anyone apart and I’m sure my boyfriend gets annoyed since I’m always whispering in his ears, “Wait–whoa…that’s the girl’s boyfriend and not her mom, right?”, “Whoa wait a minute–I thought he was already dead?”, and “No…no…NO. That’s not her?”

I have this theory that I’m simply too use to seeing white people because I was born and raised in America, and have been watching Hollywood movies ever since. The majority of Hollywood movies are made up of white actors, so I’m probably a lot more familiar with their faces.

And white people are far more colorful than Asians. “White” is such an ambiguous word. A white person can be a mixture of German, Irish, Dutch etc, while a Japanese person in a Japanese movie is most likely Japanese. Therefore white people can have blonde, brown, black or red hair with brown, grey, blue, hazel or green eyes. Most Asians have only black hair and brown eyes, and nothing else really.

There, I don’t feel so guilty anymore.

3. I just received an invite to participate in the Diablo 3 Beta test!
It’s installing now…guess I won’t eating these veggies chips anymore.

4. I feel sick =(
My throat feels like a bag of sand, nose is starting to get all snotty and my eyes, well, heh, let’s just not go there. Oh, and my farts are beginning to smell like a room full of old people. Actually, I lied. I don’t feel sick at all. I don’t have any of those symptoms I just mentioned. I just think people don’t really read entries when it gets too long. People skim and find key words in an entry so they can come up with a reply, which is all well and good. I understand. But…I bet no one knows that I’m copying and pasting some of the lyrics to Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass: I said, excuse me you’re a hell of a guy. I mean my, my, my, my you’re like pelican fly. I mean, you’re so shy and I’m loving your tie. You’re like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye oh!