Dear family, friends and acquaintances, if you can just stop asking me these questions, forever, that’d be great. Thanks.
Q: “Why do you need to wear braces? It looks like your teeth are already straight.” (When I had braces)
A: It means that the braces are working, and without them, my teeth wouldn’t have been straight in the first place.
Q: “Why do you need to exercise? You’re already skinny!”
A: I’m not doing it to lose weight, I’m doing it to stay healthy and build some muscle in various parts of my body.
Q: “When are you getting married?”
A: When are you going to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
Q: “Have you finished school yet?” / “What university did you attend?”
A: I never did.
Q: “How much money do you make?”