As you may already know, my default hair is short and black. And the bangs usually curl, so that’s always cute.

The wig came with this hair net thing that I thought only gangsters wore for their local gang meet-ups. Guess not.

And here it is! The color is smokey blue gray and totally rad. Hehe, I look like a beautiful Korean guy.

2. Since I’m known to be a very expressive person, it also means that I cry very easily and/ I suck at holding in my tears, and/ I’m probably a pussy. I’ve worked at my current job for five years and I’ve cried several times there, mostly due to pissed off customers being mean to me. Lolz.

3. I love children and I’m toootally baby-crazy, but kids in general seem to hate me.

4. Dogs are really cute and all–DON’T GET ME WRONG–but I’m not a “dog person”. To me, a lot of them are really needy, too friendly, extremely jumpy, annoying and they want attention most of the time. It’s just too much for me. Oh, and I hate it when they do that thing where they jump on you.

5. I don’t exercise often because I’m  lazy, but most importantly I’m allergic to sweating. My entire body becomes extremely itchy and breaks out into little red hives every time I break a sweat.

I’m also working on my cosplay, but I prefer not posting anything here until everything is finished.

The only “exciting” thing that has happened to me thus far is that I added sparkly glitter on my nails.

I also recently stole one of my boyfriend’s Christmas presents. Two pairs of ridiculously colorful patterned socks. I think they really neat! And they look more fitting on me than him, so I snagged it without any ounce of guilt in me (sorry Jules).

Lastly, I’ve been playing WoW. The guild and I have finally downed Deathwing last week. I play this sexy undead warrior, who is, indeed, rocking a pair of assless chaps.

Here, I have the Full Armor Unicorn Gundam MG wrapped in a drawing of an actual magical Unicorn. It’s huge! I only had Christmas wrapping paper available, so I used one of them but turned it inside out. It was just white wrapping paper so it looked quite boring. I decided to draw a unicorn on it, which is pretty much a hint for his actual gift.

For the cake, I went to a French-Vietnamese bakery shop called Boulangerie Pierre & Patisserie and they boxed it up with a really cute, chic box. It’s a nice place and all but terrible typical Vietnamese customer service. I’m aware that there’s a flower on top of this cake, and seeing how manly my boyfriend typically is, it doesn’t really match with his, well, manliness. Believe me this cake, out of all the other cakes, had the least amount of flowers on it. I hope it’s good!

D&G 3074 shades, Forever21 jacket, Fashion Island(?) top, H&M skirt, Target stockings, Payless flats

This is me twirling my little niece in circles. She did not puke at all, I’m such a good auntie.

“HOLY CRAP! Someone f*cking go save this kid–he’s going to fall in the pool! I can’t do anything, I’m modeling! Seriously, what is wrong with you people?”

I was also able to, finally, hang up my pixel deer painting which my boyfriend bought for my birthday last November. AND I REALLY LOVE IT! It matches with everything and I think it pulls my bedroom together quite well.

And while we’re on the topic of posting pictures of stuff on my wall, I thought it was only appropriate to show you a picture of me and my lovely boyfriend riding on a chicken, while holding m-16 rifles. You’re welcome.

In the spirit of uh, recapping (huh?), I’d like to share some of the posts I had a lot of fun writing in 2011. I hope you enjoy it too!

In chronological order:

1. Top 10 WTF Files I Kept from the Teenage Years – When I was younger, I used a lot of blank CDs to save all of my files every time I thought my shitty computer would crash and delete everything. I still have most of the CDs to this day, and the files pertaining to them are well, things I wouldn’t think would be worth saving today.

2. Top 9 Guilty Pleasures – I first hesitated publishing this only because I was actually kind of embarrassed by a lot of these habits that I was about to divulge on the internet. After posting it though, I don’t feel so bad about it anymore.

3. Hot Topic Store: Past & Present- I’m just showing some obvious proof that Hot Topic was once a creepy dark store made for freaks and now it’s become a lot more friendly to the general kids of America.

4. Blogging Trends of the Past- Blogging, like fashion and clothes, definitely does have different “trends”. Most of them don’t last very long and boy am I glad they don’t.

5. My Top 5 Chick Crushes – What more can I say? I love women too, especially the hot and smart ones.

6. Top OLD 10 Karaoke Songs to Sing – These were the kind of songs I listened and sang my heart to back in ’00. These songs are also very specific to region, so if you don’t live in Southern California, you might not be familiar with any of the songs I post. Still, it’s good!

7. Top 5 Man-Crushes (Literally) – “Eww, old men are gross!”–NO, THEY ARE NOT. They are smarter, stronger and more experience than you therefore logically hotter than you (but if they’re really old, like senior citizens kind-of-old, then I’ll have to pass).

8. Top 6 (Justin) Biebers of my Time – It’s really just about the young cute actors I had huge crushes on when I was a little girl. They’re probably just a bunch of sad has-beens by now, but it was fun while it lasted right guys?

9. Tiff Puts on Her Face: A Walkthrough – I noticed that no matter how minimal my makeup is, I will still look drastically different without my makeup on only because I have a very simple Asian face. Oh well, I think it’s pretty cool to watch the transformation though.

10. Tiff, in 34 Years – I’ve always thought, “God, how weird would it be to continue blogging when I start having grandchildren?” It’s weird and like the weirdo I am, I’ve practicaclly summed up my future (of blogging).

May 2012 bring us fun/weird/awesome topics and stories to blog about. Have a wonderful New Years!

rrraaaGGGHHHHH!!! Man, I don’t about you guys but it feels so dang good to be back home after a long trip in the bay area (with my boyfriend!). I’m relieved that Christmas is over because this holiday really gives me the most negative stress. I kind of hate Christmas, but it’s ok, the year is almost ending. Now, I can sit back and show you guys what I gots for Christmas.

1. Purple Sparkley Hat — How did you know? I love the sparkley hats!

2. Ceramics Pottery w/ MY FREAGIN’ FACE ON IT — Yup, Jules is at it again. If I can give out an award for “Most Creative Gift-Giver” it’d be my buddy Jules. She’s like, a professional ceramics sculptor person who created two amazing bowls and slapped an illustration of my face on them. One was a coffee cup that was ordered online, which is also cool. I just can’t wait to grow my hair out again and imitate that look in the illustration so people can go, “Uh…this girl over there is drinking out of a coffee cup with her own face on it. Anyone else seeing this?”

3. Owl Gloves — Sometimes they’re fingerless owl gloves, but if you’re that cold you can turn them into owl mittens. Pretty rad huh?

4. D&G Sunglasses — I decided to buy myself a little something for Christmas. I’m crazy about the inside of the sunglasses because there’s a lot going on compared to the outside, which is just plain white. And most importantly, it fits my big head. Hooray!

D&G 3074

5. LADY GAGA x TERRY RICHARDSON — My boyfriend got me this and I’m really in love with this book. Yes, I like Gaga. Yes, I do make fun of her a lot from time-to-time only because I’m not entirely obsessed with her and I have a sense of humor. It’s a special book and it definitely did not disappoint. One of the things I liked about this book is that a lot of these photos of her are real ugly and unpleasant. I mean, shit, she can look like one ugly motherf*cker if she wanted to do but she just doesn’t give a shit about it. I like.

Before this entry gets any weirder, I would like to say that Christmas shopping has drained the life out of me. I am tired. I am broke. And I am ready to make less friends and destroy relationships with family members in 2012. Find, I was kidding. But I spent a lot this month because I think I know too many people.

I’m also ready to blow more of my money when me and my boyfriend visit the bay area next week for our Christmas vacation. It’ll be fun though! Other than that, here’s this week’s outfit (yes, it’s a weekly thing, I don’t go out a lot):

Forever 21 shirt and sweater

Thrifted coat and Forever 21 Big Ass Flower Hat-Thing.

Turtleneck sweater, coat and pants: H&M. Furry hat: Forever 21. Angrybird: He just flew out of nowhere

(Deep) Thoughts when this picture was taken:

“Geez this is awkward, I don’t know what to do with my hands for this picture. QUICK–grab something. Ah, much better.”

“Is this hat too silly? Do people even know it’s a hat instead of a possibly bad mullet?”

“Haven’t worn a turtleneck in a long time, I hope I don’t get laughed at. But Mitch Hedberg was right all along, it does in fact feel like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.

“I’m thrilled that the weather is getting colder. Two reasons: Sleeping at night while hiding under all of my blankets just got more snuggly-festive. And most importantly, I get to wear all my cool hats and coats again. I hope I can take more pictures of myself during my crazy coat-and-hat phase…but perhaps holding something less noticeable next time.”

“However there are two things that I don’t like about this chilly weather: Foggy windows in my car that keep on refogging after you wipe them, and 5-inch extended nipples. JUST KIDDING. My windows never re-fog.”