With all of the hype that’s coming from Batman: The Dark Knight, and the fact that the Joker’s makeup in the film was so fucking brilliant, I was inspired to photoshop myself into the Joker, played by Heath Ledger.
From looking at the rest of my work, it’s an alright transformation, definitely not as convincing as my zombie photo though.
Photoshop, oh photoshop…oh how I love thee!
So research shows that we are subconsciously more attracted to people with symmetrical faces. I am not one of those people, but if I did have a well-proportioned face it would look something like this:
The left photo is based on the right side of my face, and the right photo is my left side.
After some careful deliberation, I’ve decided that the left side is my good side…yeah that’s the crip side. HA!! I crack myself up sometimes. Ok not funny. Anyways, it’s kind of adorable, in a freakishly Star Trek kind of way, but check out the raunchy photo on the left! Shit guys, you’re telling ME that I’d get laid if I’d looked like that?
I think I’ll pass and stick with my original, asymmetrical sex face.
A friend and I had a nice conversation at a frozen yogurt bar last night and discussed our attire for this year’s Comic Con.
I don’t know about her yet, but I’ve decided that I’m going to dress up for the convention as… a Tokidoki girl! Oh the excitement! Oh the thrills!
I can’t wait to change my hair. I can’t wait to wear make up. I can’t wait to draw fake Tokidoki tattoo sleeves on my arms and back. I can’t wait to show off their accessories. And I’m totally oogling like a typical teenage girl!
I’m not entirely sure what I should wear and how I want my hair to look like (for those that know me, you know I’m definitely not afraid to cut and dye my hair every month or so!) , if you have any suggestions please send them in.
This is off topic but it’s my little reminder for those who like what I like: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Capsian, the movie, is going to hit the theaters this friday the 16th. Whoa COW! You bet your ass I’ll be at the movies chowing down on my popcorn. So buy them tickets.
Anyways, on topic:
Tokidoki! <3
1. Buy Dunny
2. Repaint mural
3. Be awesome
As an avid fan of zombies and Dunnys, artist Patricio Oliver released his very own Zombie Pet Dunny. It glows in the dark too.
Cheese and rice look at that beauty, it was clearly MADE for me. I’ve got to get me that hunk of vinyl before it gets sold out.
Last year, I painted this funky looking mural in my bedroom (see photo below) and now I want to paint something else…really bad. I hate waking up to that every morning. I mean look at that, it’s a piece of joke! Only toddlers and hippies who get high will find my mural to be worth looking at.
I think I’ve gotten better so pretty sure I can give this badboy a nice upgrade.
I might want to paint one or two gigantic bodies on my wall, instead of doing multiple characters, albeit I’m not so sure what to paint yet. Any suggestions?
My sister’s baby shower was today and overall I had a good time. I’m not going into the specifics, but one of the highlights was the baby shower game, “Make a Baby.”
Rule was simply to mold a baby out of play dough, and the mommy-to-be picks the best one.
And I thought I’d share the entries to you guys, since I find them to be QUITE the amusement!
(^ this was my favorite. it’s a crying baby sitting on it’s own piss, but unfortunately it is not the winning piece. WAH)
(he’s holding a crown, since the baby’s name is going to be Kingston)
(a mummified baby?)
(I see this one’s been working in a coal mine)
(this is one of those instances where you say, “wtf?”)
oh but it gets even more interesting…
(I guess they misunderstood my directions. How to Make a Baby: A woman, a man, and your customary whips and handcuffs)
(and the winner! though i still think the first 2nd one should have won. boooo)
First off, I have a new layout and it’s special. Why? Because the footer is the new header…haven’t you heard?
Second, I was offered a tutoring job for a particular graphic design class and I accepted it. This is absolutely fantastic for me, because graphic design is my major, so tutoring the subject will not only help the student but it will also help me improve AND this will be my third streak of never having to ask for a job (knock on wood).
Third, I made a diaper cake:
Yes, it’s made out of diapers. The cake is for my sister’s upcoming baby shower and it’s going to be like, a centerpiece for the shower. The great thing about this is it just doesn’t make the whole party look better, everything is usable, including the diapers.
Remember all those projects I’ve been talking about? Well I finished one, and it’s actually posted below this paragraph. If you ever wanted to learn who Stefan Sagmeister is AND hear what my voice sounds like at the same time, then look no further my friends. Today is your lucky day!
Before pressing play, I would like to make a couple of notes:
- I’m not sure if I pronounced his name correctly.
- I do not have a lisp, it is the static of the recorder which is apparently sensitive to “s” sounds.
- I do not have a monotone voice either, it is me trying not to stutter. I used up all of my womanpower to keep it smooth, but I ended up stumbling on one word. Carry on.
