A year ago, I posted my Top 5 Girly Crushes. This year, I have surprisingly developed more crushes.
3. Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea to me is neither cute nor gorgeous…she’s just really hot. A female rapper who oozes sex appeal with every photo she uploads on her Facebook which I stalk/creep on a regular basis. She’s my current eye candy obsession and the fact that she’s got a great sense of fashion and a rockin’ body to go along with it, makes it even better. She’s like a hybrid of Gwen Stefani and Lady Gaga, but spit rhymes like Charli Baltimore (I guess lolz).
I’m just not sure if I can get into her music, but at least she has her good looks to back it up, right guys?
2. Yolandi Visser
If there was a category for the hottest looking crackhead/meth addict she’d definitely take first place. Yolandi has been growing on me ever since I saw her rapping in a gloomy bear jumpsuit. It really also helps that she’s from South Africa ’cause thanks to one of my favorite movies District 9, I’ve grown quite fond of how South Africans pronounce their words. I freakin’ love their accents mang, and to top it all off, Yolandi has a very high-pitched mousy voice, thus every swear word that comes out of her mouth when she raps, is like sweet, sweet music to my ears.
Like Iggy Azalea, Yolandi also raps, but unlike Iggy Azalea, I truly enjoy listening to Yolandi’s music with her group Die Antwoord–which I will be seeing them live very soon, fok yeh!
And the biggest lady crush of all, goes to Kimbra! You can’t deny the fact that she has a crazy adorable face. And when you look closely, her mouth is like, really ginormous but that’s what gives her face so much character and beauty. And her hair, holy crap, she’s got so much thick hair that if you try to give her a noogie you would never reach her scalp.
Her talent and creativity is just as flawless as her head of hair. Kimbra’s voice is wonderful; I can’t really explain it but it reminds me of a person singing with their nasals all clogged up. I know, it sounds horrible–I’m sorry I’m just really bad at describing beautiful voices. As for her songs, they’re always fun, whimsical and even though they’re not “dance” songs, you can still dance with her music just fine. Also, I love the way she moves and dances.
Kimbra, you my #1 honey.