TiffsBloggy

Shopping, just shopping.

After I had quit my job, I made a promise to myself that I wouldn’t be retarded and buy retarded stuff that I wouldn’t need.

Well…let me start over that promise again. I found a pair of really hot and stylish gladiator wedges today, and only problem was that it came in two really good colors that I could totally rock, brown and black.

When I can’t decide between two colors, my instincts would tell me to buy both of them, and that’s exactly what I did, I followed my instincts. I know, I know, I’m going to be homeless and end up selling counterfeit designer bags, like cuuchi and channel , on the streets if I don’t stop this addiction.

There are women who can’t stop shopping for clothes, makeup, accessories, and or bags. I just can’t stop buying shoes, and btw, I need another separate closet for my shoes, because that shit is taking up space, for real.

So if any of you guys catch me at the mall (which has happened before), and I’m about to swipe my card, please don’t hesitate to slap my hand from swiping. I won’t hold it against you.

And yah, I did have to pose with them and take pictures-they were THAT hot. The brown ones go with a lot more outfits. And I guess I could wear the black ones whenever I’m feeling a little dominatrix-y.

My hair evolution

Now that I’m trying to take on an acting career, I have to be consistent with one particular look (I have to look like the conventional Asian girl), and if you didn’t know, I’m actually half human half chameleon.

I’m somebody who needs to change and progress nearly every single day. I frequently change my themes on this site. I change the interior design in my bedroom.  I change friends all the time. I change guys that I date, etc etc (These are all upgrades, btw, tehee).

I just can’t stand keeping my things dead and stagnant.

My image, especially my hair, changes a lot and I love the fact that I’m able to reinvent every now and then. I just dyed it to all black yesterday and unfortunately, I have to keep this color for a long time, which makes me a little sad now that I can’t experiment on it anymore.

So in honor of my humbling hair history I’m going to post my hair timeline/collage.

Some good, some bad, but all Tiff.

God Bless America

Hi party people! This entry is going to quick and painless. I just want to wish all of my fellow Americans a happy fourth of July.

I’ll be sporting my patriotic pants (see photo below). I really dig them.

Have a safe night!

I HAVE TO HAVE IT!

I’m still—very much—concerned about the last incident that happen and my job in general. To get my mind off of every bad thing that has been affiliated with my job, I’m going to write about some items that I really really want. When I usually think about the stuff that I want to shop for, the stress seems to disperse and then everything becomes peachy keen…for a moment of course.

Ok so here’s my list of I HAVE TO HAVE IT!

Dexter bobblehead

If you’ve been following my blog lately, you shouldn’t be surprise that I’m a huge fan of the TV show, Dexter (future post). I want every damn driver and pedestrian to notice the magnificence of my Dexter bobblehead and be familiar with the fact that I’m a huge fan of that show. I guess I have that mentality of a sports fanatic who pimps their ride with tacky sports logo (flags, abnormally large bumper stickers, etc) representing their favorite team. I don’t have a favorite sports team, however I do have a favorite TV show! Why not sport your favorite show on your own ride as well? I want to be in the loop!

Leg lamp

I love (leg) lamp. I have mentioned, on one of my earlier entries, about redecorating my bedroom. As time changes, people do. I’m not into the whole 80’s brightly colored childish rooms anymore. I want something that screams artsy fartsy, morose and slightly sexual. I thought about it, and the traditional classic film A Christmas Story automatically took a dump on my head. Remember that leg lamp in the film that was purchased by the dad, who was totally getting off on it? Yeah, that one…I want that one, but I assure you I won’t be doing outlandish kinky things with it. The leg lamp will surely add a nice touch to the room once the revamping is final.

Anything studded

For a couple months, I’ve been infatuated with anything that’s laden with studs. If you’re wearing an outfit that’s really boring and basic, a studded bag or a pair of studded shoes will undeniably make your whole outfit look 10x better.

Keyboard typing pants

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I keed, I keed.

Mustaches are a must.

I’ve been seeing a lot of that rugged look on guys lately. You know, the ones that looked like they just attacked a huge fucking bear and drank python blood for three consecutive months? Ok. Maybe not. But I’m talking about guys who grow out their facial hair. I don’t know if it’s because they’re too gotdamn lazy to shave, or that it’s a trend or maybe a combination of both, but I like it.

Mustaches and five o’clock shadows are sexy and can be very manly and manliness equals to hotness; they give your face more of a personality. Not only do they look great but also they feel great. I must have tough skin since I know for a fact that most women find it rather painful to kiss a man with rough facial hair, whereas I take pleasure in stroking and caressing my cheeks against the jagged stubbles whilst my hands…and I’m stopping before this turns into a sex tape.

Moustaches and beards are excellent for concealing any imperfection one might possess such as unwanted pimples, wrinkles, fat, herpes and the like. Should a hairy guy shave, he will lose major points in the attractive scale.

A man needs his mustache just like a woman needs her makeup. When you take away his mustache, you’re also taking a piece of his dignity and the X amount of asses he could’ve tapped if he only had the stache.

Obviously, I am speaking in general (ie: some may look good with or without it), but I’ll give you an example of a guy who needs facial man hair to win the gals…and American Idol in this case:

David Cook.

He’s not that bad looking, sort of cute actually, and that’s because he didn’t shave. And look he’s crying! Wah! Crying takes away a lot of man points, but with the help of the divinity of his facial hair, we really don’t care that he’s shedding happy tears.

Now here’s a photo of him with little hair.

Don’t mind the watermark (“Not for public use” FUCK YOU!!)!

Since David seems to be a kind, gentle soul (whatever that means), I’ll try to be nice and only apply one word for the photo above, “NO.”

Lookbook.nu

Since TODAY is the LAST DAY of school, I’ve decided to celebrate by putting up a new layout for this site! Wooo! Yeah, that’s my kind of partying, making layouts on photoshop and all, pretty gnarly huh?

And to all you fashionistas and lovers of fashion out there, I’ve a got an amazing website that you might want to check out: Lookbook.nu

An international social experiment for lovers of fashion and purveyors of style…inspired by the internet phenomenon that is “What are you wearing today?”…and streetstyle blogs like the sartorialist…LOOKBOOK is a new kind of online community where real people share the art of their look and get inspired by original styles from every corner of the globe.

In order to register, you need an invite code, fortunately the creator of the website was kind to make a personalized one for me to give out to you guys. So if you want to join, just leave me a comment and I’ll email you with the code. Yes? YES!

My lookbook profile is here if anyone wants to stalk me there.

And since we’re talking about fashion, I’d like to mention that I use to breathe it 24/7, but now that I’m doing things and I’m in places that does not acquire tasteful attire (like home lol), I rarely go shopping and I’ve stopped reading fashion magazines. Though, the thing with fashion is that it’s another form of art, or it can be, thus I’m still addicted to Project Runway and I’m still very much inspired by the creative blend of outfits that I see some people wear, I just don’t think it’s necessary to update my wardrobe anymore, unless I turn into a lardass, which is a whole nother story. Anyways, sign the fuck up!

Extreme Makeunder

I had some time to spare so I decided to leave my mediocre geektastic looking self today to perform a little makeup test run on my face. And if you haven’t read my last entry yet, I’m going to be an awesomely badass Tokidoki girl for a fun event, and since I’m no superstar makeup artist, I need to prep myself.

And this is my first attempt:

(btw I wasn’t flipping off the camera)

Expecting to look like a beautiful work of art, I ended up looking like a beautiful Thai tranny…I did not sign up to be a Thai tranny for Comic Con!!

In attempt to alleviate some of the anger that I have for my manly Thai facial features, I tried to turn my hair into a trashy Peggy Bundy like bun (which only took two seconds), and executed a great Amy Winehouse Aimee Wonghouse impersonation.

Say hello to your tokidoki girl

A friend and I had a nice conversation at a frozen yogurt bar last night and discussed our attire for this year’s Comic Con.

I don’t know about her yet, but I’ve decided that I’m going to dress up for the convention as… a Tokidoki girl! Oh the excitement! Oh the thrills!

I can’t wait to change my hair. I can’t wait to wear make up. I can’t wait to draw fake Tokidoki tattoo sleeves on my arms and back. I can’t wait to show off their accessories. And I’m totally oogling like a typical teenage girl!

I’m not entirely sure what I should wear and how I want my hair to look like (for those that know me, you know I’m definitely not afraid to cut and dye my hair every month or so!) , if you have any suggestions please send them in.

This is off topic but it’s my little reminder for those who like what I like: The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Capsian, the movie, is going to hit the theaters this friday the 16th. Whoa COW! You bet your ass I’ll be at the movies chowing down on my popcorn. So buy them tickets.

Anyways, on topic:

Tokidoki! <3

Lazy Midnight Post

I watched Iron Man last night, and I’d love to write an in-depth review about it, but to be honest with you people, I royally suck at writing movie reviews. I’ve recently picked up a new hobby where I simply write in my journal about the movies I’ve watched, but I don’t think I’ve developed my own personal style yet.

If you want my straightforward opinion on it, I think it’s very entertaining to watch. And cha…there’s my evaluation on Iron Man.

Oh and I bought these intense horny reddish Escada frames, and it was only right for me to take sexy rawrr pictures with them on.

Does this make you randy?

Leaving my dunks for Doc Martens

My latest and greatest obsession is Dr Marten boots. Ever since I purchased one in floral prints a while ago, I wanted more in different colors and patterns. Besides looking ferosh (fabulous + fierce = ferosh), there’s something about it that makes me look and feel extra dangerous, like, I could walk in deep puddles of absolute muck and filth, or moonwalk my way in and out of a forest fire without getting injured. Not really, but it’s somewhere along that line.

It’s funny how shoes can have the ability to alter your character until you take them off and wear something else.

My spring break has officially started, only problem is all of my projects are due right after the end of spring break (wow talk about a piece of shit break!). Because of this, I probably…maybe… maybe not…won’t blog for a while, depending on the amount of labor that is given to me. Until next time.