So it’s my friend’s birthday today (Happy birthday Juliana!), and because I’m a broke ass motherfucker who can’t afford to buy gifts, I decided to make her a birthday rap song that’s about her.
They’re all inside jokes, so I’m sure everybody who’s not her will not get it, but I’m positive she’s going to laugh hysterically when she hears it.
But just incase if anyone wants to check out my amazing rapping abilities, check this shit out! I’ts hot! /sarcasm
I wrote the lyrics, so click on the entry title link if you want to read ‘em.
Oh shit I’m going to Comic-Con in a week! Oh shiEeeYUT! Remember how I mentioned I was going to dress up like one of those Tokidoki chicks? I might not be able to. I’m still not sure what to use to draw in the tattoos with, which is the only dilemma I have to deal with.
When I’m there in San Diego I’m also going to be attending Video Games Lives. There’s this orchestra that performs in front of a screen, showing video game footages (new and old) and they basically start playing video game music that is corresponding to whatever is playing on the screen.
In fact, here’s a video of one of their concerts:
I am so thrilled about all of this, and it’s going to be my little vacation from looking for work all the time as an actor, hence my lack of update on this site.
I did not get cast for that one commercial I talked about previously, and if you’re curious as to what company the commercials going to be on, it’s AT&T. Yeah, ouch, but you move on and you learn from it right? Though I think I might’ve landed a spot for a different commercial- I’ll know for sure by Sunday.
With acting, there are times where I’m thinking “Shit, what am I getting myself into?” It’s tough especially when you’re jobless and you’re always driving an hour to Hollywood, but I’m going to keep on truckin and hopefully I’m be able to make ends meet.
I haven’t been writing much since I’ve been quite busy with acting…busy with acting. That actually felt sort of good to say that, but I had the worst of the worst day yesterday.
I have a small part for a horror film and I only have to say about 2-3 lines in the whole movie. Yesterday, the producer was really anal about everyone being on time at 6 o’ clock. So, being the responsible and reliable person I am, I arrived ten minutes early, but I later found out that they didn’t really need me at that time.
I was sitting there for over four hours doing absolutely nothing. Most of the actors and extras I was trying to converse with were not friendly people at all, so I just left without even filming. Worst four hours of my life. I’m not even sure if they even filmed at all on that day.
On a partially brighter side, last Thursday I went to audition for a popular cellphone company commercial that will air during a very special time. I will give out more specific information if I get the job. I would be really, extremely, completely and utterly happy if they cast me.
PREASE CAST ME!!!@!! PREASE!!!
And this is completely off topic but you really have to watch this. The comedian is Joy Koy, and he’s a hoot in this particular video. If you don’t think this is funny then I don’t know what is.
Why is that I have this sick borderline obsession with horror movies (well the good ones at least) yet I can’t for the life of me finish a survival horror video game?
I’m telling you, man, give me the scariest movie out there and some buttered popcorn, and I’ll have an easy time going to bed after watching it. But give me Resident Evil or Silent Hill to play, I’d be shitting and pissing my pants at the same time within the first minute of playing it.
Yeah, so I admit, I’m a baby. But one of the things that I favor about myself is that I’m always trying to face my fears so that the fear I am confronting could hopefully be no longer a fear!
So a little while ago, I decided to man up and buy myself a game called Dementium: The Ward. It’s a first person shooter type of thing, and as far as I know, there’s this guy (me) that finds himself in a disgusting abandoned hospital where most of the walls and floors are riddled with blood. He tries to go room to room to search for any kind of clues to unlock the mysteries of the hospital, while killing any frightening looking zombie-ish creatures that tries to pop out and attack him.
Yeah it’s a pretty mind-fucked game. When I try to play it, my heart feels like it’s hammering out my chest and every part of my muscle starts to become tense. I can only play one minute a day of it, literally. There’s not much signs of improvement yet…this kind of stuff takes time to adjust.
So I recorded a quick video of myself playing Dementium just to satisfy some curious minds on what the game is like.
Remember all those projects I’ve been talking about? Well I finished one, and it’s actually posted below this paragraph. If you ever wanted to learn who Stefan Sagmeister is AND hear what my voice sounds like at the same time, then look no further my friends. Today is your lucky day!
Before pressing play, I would like to make a couple of notes:
- I’m not sure if I pronounced his name correctly.
- I do not have a lisp, it is the static of the recorder which is apparently sensitive to “s” sounds.
- I do not have a monotone voice either, it is me trying not to stutter. I used up all of my womanpower to keep it smooth, but I ended up stumbling on one word. Carry on.
After working on this project for eight-ish hours on this five minute video, I have developed a small crush on Mr. Sagmeister. +He is QUITE the sexy beast, if you think about it. Especially at 00:24. *drools*
