Ah, shit, quick–think of something before they get bored and vow to never come back to your blog again! Throw them pictures of cute cats or show off your biceps. Something.

Do you have your tickets to the gun show?

That’s more like it. It’s been almost a week since I last posted something and I’m already having a borderline anxiety attack. I don’t care if I have only two or three loyal visitors, I just can’t stand knowing that there’s an entry of mine that has been gathering dust on the front page for weeks. Eugh. Screw that.

So I have a new layout. I know it seems like I’m constantly changing it, but trust me, I had to. Now that my entries are more picture-heavy, I can’t have all of that clashing with the usual “loud” and “busy” layouts I tend to create. God, it was so hard keeping this layout to a minimal. I just wanted to add more and more shit to it until it becomes the god of all tacky, but I had to contain myself. It’s been a while since I last made a simple layout. Hopefully this will be more pleasing to the eye.

Also, this isn’t the most original layout I’ve created. I didn’t actually steal any codings or images, but just the IDEA of the header, really. Does that make it any better? I sure hope so. Anyway, huge thanks to Bunnytoothed for the concept. Her illustration is far better than mine. I used this picture to trace mine. I didn’t do a very good job so now I have a full-on tard for a header.

That’s it for now. Here’s another picture of, well, who else? I just really like how my Tom Ford glasses looked in here. ^_^

Hi guys, I haven’t been returning the comments lately and I’m starting to feel a little guilty. I know there’s no actual written rule about returning comments, but it’s just…nice, and I’m extremely thankful that I have people come back to my site regardless of the fact that I’ve been a complete lazy ass. You guys rule and I will return the comments soon!

So today is Thanksgiving and I ate like a man. My brother and his wife hosted the Thanksgiving dinner, and well, I hate to use this word but…they threw a pretty epic dinner. I can’t even move and the turkey is making me sleepy. Here are some pictures!

God, talk about food porn.

I had a wonderful birthday yesterday. I spent it with all of the people that I love. They also got me incredible and creative birthday gifts, let’s do a little show-and-tell shall we?

1. Animal Pixel Painting — Whoa! Totally did not expect to get this painting simply because it was already sold out! But it turns out, my boyfriend bought this painting before I even posted it on my entry. What a sneaky guy, but hey, he definitely knows what I like.

(The rest of the gifts I’m about to list were all from my amazing buddy Jules, thank you love!)

2. Pink floral clutch-bag — It’s probably just a makeup bag by default, but I think it would also make a great clutch/purse. I lurve it!

3. Wired bow headband — This is really neat! Since the bow is made out of wires, I’m able to shape the bow to however I want. Hell to the yeah.

4. Hello Kitty sketch book — This is such a good quality Hello Kitty sketch book that I’m too intimidated to even draw in it. The cover has a weaving texture to it, and the design is very simple but extremely adorable nonetheless.

5. Purple Victorian picture frame — It has photos of good-looking white people in it!

6. Egg light — Yes, it is an egg and when you press the yolk it lights up. Muchly needed for my kind of egglectic life.

8. Cozy Pink Socks — If you look up “cute” in the dictionary, you should be able to find a picture of these.

9. Pink “Crackle” nail polish & Confetti nail polish — Holy shit! This nail polish is CRAZY pink and they CRACK-A-LACK when you paint them on yo nails! I’m really excited to try them. The glitter ones are also really bitchin’ too. C’mon old paint nail polish, chip the fuck off already.

10. Gigantic Pen disguised as a Gigantic Microphone — I…I…I-I am lost for words.

We were meant to be together.

Well, that about wraps it up! Thank you for my boyfriend and Jules for the spectacular birthday gifts. I seriously cannot wait to play with my new favorite toys.