So I’m lurking through this forum, right? And I find a thread that’s full of women talking ’bout how much they dislike Angelina Jolie and it brought back a few recent memories of negative comments I’ve heard about her from other women. While I may not have much interest on celebrities or celebrity news anymore, I have to back up Angie once and for all and ask…how can anyone NOT like Angelina Jolie? No really. What drugs are you on to criticize such a talented and an exceptionally giving person?

Angelina Jolie is one of the few actors that I have great respect for off the screen, and for anyone to say that they don’t like her or find her annoying needs to get socked in the throat.

Everyone is entitled to his or her opinions, and I’m entitled to mine, so I’m here to prove how bad their opinions blow, by giving my response to the only reasons why they don’t like her (their reasons are always the same!)

In no special order:

1. She called her baby a “blob”: Because they are blobs. Hasn’t anyone ever seen a baby before? I adore children and I’m around them 24/7. I’ve taken great care of my two nephews and one niece ever since they came out of the womb, and I’m pretty sure I’ve had enough observation to declare that babies, under the age of six months, truly are blob-like. They’re chubby and since they don’t know how to crawl or walk yet, they’re totally immobile so they just sit there all the time unless someone moves them…aren’t actual blobs also chubby and sit there all the time unless someone moves them? Just because Angelina called her kid a “blob”, doesn’t mean she’s going to treat her like one.

2. She’s a skank: WAS a skank, that’s if she ever was one, but she’s settled and has a nice huge family now. I’m pretty sure she has stopped making out with her brother and stopped banging old guys in the back of the limo, so can’t we all just move on from the past?

3. She stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Anniston: So I take it that Angelina sneaked into their bedroom one silent night, tied the vulnerable and defenseless Brad Pitt and then took him to a third world country while Jennifer was sleeping, right? WRONG. Angelina didn’t “steal him” from her! He had every power and control to make a decision whether he wanted to stay with Jennifer or not, so don’t point the only finger at Angelina. It takes two to tango, morons.

4. She’s annoying and there’s too much publicity on her: I’m sure she hates the attention and would want more than anything than to have absolute privacy with her and her family, but unfortunately, the media is entirely focused on her because she’s THAT intriguing and THAT great of a person. Plus how can she be annoying when she’s donating millions and millions of dollars to programs that help poverty-stricken countries, adopting more children than we can count, and visiting refugees in camps in places such as Pakistan and Darfur? While Jennifer is doing nothing but getting coffee, starring in bad movies, and dating guys like Vince Vaughn and John Mayor, Angelina is saving the world.

5. She’s only doing humanitarian work just to make herself look good: Well at least she’s doing something unlike you so shut your face.

You really can’t put her into a lower position, because she’s that amazing. If someone wants to bash on Angelina Jolie, they’d have die to first and then get canonized as a saint in order to do such a thing, a foolish one at that.

If anybody still has my previous website, tiffarts.com, linked, you can remove it. It’s permanently closed.

However, as very few of you may know, I do have a spanking new website that’s going to be showcased as an acting portfolio, and there, I will also be documenting my fun-crammed (and sometimes not so fun) adventures of trying to land some decent acting gigs in Hollywood as well as here in Orange County, using videos and photos. Starting tomorrow morning, I have yet another audition to goto, except this one’s for a sitcom. Let’s hope they don’t need a resume or handshot. Ha!

As much as I would love to talk about it here, I’m going to try to keep things separately since I really don’t want anyone I’m working with to find out about this website…I do have quite the sailor mouth sometimes. I’ll link the website for anyone who is interested.

Speaking of working with people on a professional basis, I really really regret registering THIS domain because it has my own friggin name on it! Fuck! Don’t quote me on this but I think 70% of employers google their applicant’s name before deciding whether to hire them or not. It’s so easy to look for regular people via Internet nowadays that I’m beginning to become paranoid.

I guess I’m no better than tramp stamp girl. sigh

Anyhoo.

You must support my ho, Angie, and buy your damn movie tickets for Wanted which will be opening on June 27th.

I know, I know I was completely and utterly wrong about The Strangers, but I have a good-no great feeling about Wanted. This shits going to rock the house.

And here’s my favorite screen cap of the film. Is it not one of the most ferosh candid shots you’ve ever seen?