Remember all those projects I’ve been talking about? Well I finished one, and it’s actually posted below this paragraph. If you ever wanted to learn who Stefan Sagmeister is AND hear what my voice sounds like at the same time, then look no further my friends. Today is your lucky day!

Before pressing play, I would like to make a couple of notes:

- I’m not sure if I pronounced his name correctly.
- I do not have a lisp, it is the static of the recorder which is apparently sensitive to “s” sounds.
- I do not have a monotone voice either, it is me trying not to stutter. I used up all of my womanpower to keep it smooth, but I ended up stumbling on one word. Carry on.

After working on this project for eight-ish hours on this five minute video, I have developed a small crush on Mr. Sagmeister. +He is QUITE the sexy beast, if you think about it. Especially at 00:24. *drools*