Yesterday, went to the bug fair for the very first time (101 Thing #2 COMPLETED SCHWEET!) and wanted to do two things while I was there: Hold a tarantula and a millipede.

I got to hold a tarantula (though a small one) and two hissing cockroaches, but no millipede! I might have to add that to my 101 Things. Handle a millipede. Simply because I think they’re awesome and I’d imagine it would feel quite orgasmic to have all their little legs crawl on my arms.

/creepy

I have just two more pieces to make for my portfolio. Here are some of the most recent ones I’ve finished:

Daft Punk: 100% gradient mesh, done in Illustrator.  I don’t think I ever want to do gradient mesh again.

Wall Cop: Photoshop. Yes, that is Robocop and Wall-E looking ever so…attracted to each other?

Book of Dwight Schrute’s Greatest Quotes: It’s fake, but boy do I wish it was real. Photoshop too.

Now for some worthy plugs, if you haven’t yet, visit AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

It’s so great that I made my whole Illustrator class visit the website at the same time, including the professor.

And last, your business card is CRAP:

Hey I just got a Twitter account ‘yall! Freel free to forrow me.

Due to my never-ending habit of procrastination I’ve added a new page for this site called 101 Things.  The page is basically going to be a very long list of goals I want to accomplish before hitting a certain time.

I really think the idea is going to help me a lot, since it’s actually posted for everyone to see, and if I don’t get anything done soon, the whole world’s going to be disappointed. Nobody wants to see Tiff fail!

Hi, I’m Tiff and I am the biggest procrastinator in the universe.  My sister once said to me, “You said you were going to do it last year…but you never did.”

She’s right, and not only that, I said I was going to do a lot of things, but I seldom ran with them.  Because of this, my primary goal is to, for once and for all, dethrone my title as The Biggest Procrastinator in the Universe by accomplishing 101 things, most of which I was suppose to do a long time ago.

Completed Things will be crossed out, and links of photos, videos and/ entries will be added for proof of completion.  Bold text indicates most recent completed Thing. Here we go!

1.  Dress up in cosplay for Comic-Con

2.  Go to a bug fair

3.  Go to Vegas

4.  Sell my chewed gum on Ebay and have at least one person bid on it

5.  Perform in a talent showcase

6.  Land a paid acting gig

7.  Become an official movie extra

8.  Capture a fail moment

9.  Learn to play the drums

10.  Eat only mom’s healthy and non-delicious food for two whole weeks

More here.

Honestly, I am reeeeally motivated and excited to start this!

If Twitter and Tiffsbloggy were to marry and have kids, tiffanythe.tumblr would be their love child.

I will post a “real” entry once I get all of my photos from Six Flags Magic Moutain. It was really, really, really, awesome…but will save the details for next post.