After I had taken my shower I thought it’d be really neat to either copy Scarlett Johansson or demonstrate how I put my makeup on by taking pictures of myself step-by-step. I choose the makeup, because I think the Asian face is interesting. Generally, we have such simple and small features, that when it comes to makeup, we can almost transform into a different person. To me, I think that’s a pretty fun thing to have (despite how much the internet likes to poke fun at it…including myself).
For the first picture–in attempt to not freak the readers out with my bare face–I stayed at a distance from the mirror, opened my eyes, and turned my head to a safe angle. I also kept the bathrobe and towel on for potential cuteness. This was the result:
Then I later thought that this picture was a little deceiving. In truth, I was really feeling like shit. One of the many things I’m allergic to is dust. Since I don’t really do a good job at vacuuming my bedroom often, I was really asking for an allergy-attack. So of course, all poise was dropped, my nose was red and constantly running like wild river, and my eyes could hardly open because they were so watery. This is how I really felt, underneath it all (wow that should be a song):
Ah, such a delicate swan. Now on to the makeup. The first “layer” (lol) is foundation and then drawing in the eyebrows. Eyebrows are most important. I could’ve been mistaken as a walking pork chop to a rottweiler had I not filled those eyebrows in. Instead, what you get it is Planet of the Apes:
Here comes the dark eyeshadow and liquid liner. I like the cat eye style. It makes me look more like a cat and less of an ape (see photo above)–cats are a lot more good looking than apes IMO:
My hair is finally dried and now I can curl my betty bangs in. Blushin’ the cheeks. Lipstickin’ the lips for extra sexiness:
We finish this baby off with the hair tied up into a messy bun, and a pair of D&G glasses:
Now, we are ready to rule the school.
