I know. There are stars on her face. Cute, right?
Well, maybe if they weren’t permanent.
18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck decided to get supposedly three stars tattooed on her face, but she supposedly fell asleep in the process and woke up with 56 stars. What a moron.
After her new face was revealed to her father and her boyfriend, Kimberley decided to sue the artist for the cost to remove all 56 stars, however the tattoo artist is making claims that she actually wanted all of those (tacky) stars. He even mentioned that she looked in the mirror a few times as the procedure was taking place (more info here).
Two questions that comes to mind:
-How did you manage to fall asleep when someone’s stabbing your face with a needle?
-Can I call you Starface? Like Scarface the movie, but uh only not?
I’m not buying her story. If she was telling the truth, then this was how it probably went down on the night she got her tattoo…
Kim: “Hi I’d like to get three stars on my face, just three.”
Tattoo artist: “That can be done, just have a seat.”
Tattoo artist: *begins to tattoo a tramp stamp-I mean star*
Kim: “Hly cow that really hurts!”
Tattoo artist: “The face is one of the most sensitive areas to get tattooed ya know.”
Kim: “I see. Well, boy am I tired! Mind if I sleep until you’re done? It seems like a really good time to get a good night’s rest right now.”
*snores*
Tattoo artist: “One down and 55 more to go…”
Any tattoo artist would make absolute sure on what their clients would want for a tattoo, especially with something so awfully drastic and bold to be put on their very own face. And Any tattoo artist wouldn’t throw stars at random places without the client’s compliance.
Despite her bullshit excuse–which I’m sure she was insanely drunk when all of that went down–I feel a little sorry for her. If it was already on a person who looked like a freak, I would be indifferent, but Kimberley, poor ol’ Kimberley, looked completely normal, like the type of girl you’d see shopping at Hollister on the weekends, and now she’s got the entire constellation eating half of her face.
