I made a podcast about the “golden mean” (it has tons of names) for one of my art classes. If you want to check the video out you can click here, a fascinating subject if you haven’t heard of it yet

Also, I must reiterate that I do not have a lisp; it’s a cheap microphone.

When I was recording my voice for the project, I couldn’t help but notice how severely annoying it is for my hands to move as I talk. I talk with my hands. Hardcore. I couldn’t stop flicking and swooshing them back and forth. If someone were to tie my hands back, I would probably stumble on my words, hell, I probably couldn’t talk at all.

Well back to the topic, I found a female mask online that is based on the proportions of the golden mean (aka Golden Ratio Mask).
The mask fits flawlessly on Angelina Jolie’s face, yeah no surprise there. It also fits on my sister’s face like a perfect puzzle piece, so I’m thinking, if it’s going to fit on her then it’s going to fit on me.

The shocking results…

Lo and behold! I’m a golden reject!

Gotdamnit, nothings aligned with my face. According to nature’s standard of perfection and beauty and all things nice, I’m not hot. Ouch.

Yeah, whatever my mom thinks I’m beautiful! If you want to try on the mask yourself, the link is right here and let me know how it turns out.