Alright…so I was only half-joking about being Snow White. I was actually planning to dress up as a zombie version of her, and I did!

A couple of days after writing that post, I stained the costume with spray paint,  splattered it with fake blood, destroyed it, and took Helga’s advice by showing SOME skin.

(Helga’s advice: LOL PLZ SLUTTIFY THE SNOW WHITE GOWN KTHX SHOW SOME TIFF TITS OR TIFF LEGS)

My Halloween night was pretty awesome. On Halloween Eve, I did goto a club, and during my time there, it reconfirmed why I hated clubs so much (future post). But the club wasn’t that shitty! I ended up unintentionally scaring a lot of broads at the club. I’d be dancing with my friends, and out of no where, I’d hear screams coming from next to me, only to find out that they were screaming because of me.

Being at the club = boring

but…scaring people at da club = win

Since the club kind of blows, we went to back to a friend’s house and played beer pong, and lots of it, until 5 A.M. It was actually my first time playing that game (I normally don’t drink)…and I think it was my first time getting drunk too.

This might be a stupid question, but…how do you know when you’re drunk?

Everything seemed a little shaky, so I did bump into a few things.  I was 100% aware of what I was doing, but my judgment might have been tweaked a little…hahaha.

I’d like to say I was really, really buzzed and borderline drunk, but I think I’m in denial.

On Halloween night, I went to a house party with a different group of friends, and it was way better and way funner than the the previous night. I didn’t drink at all either, so I do prefer sobriety over drunk…ness, any day.

Keep an eye on your boyfriends, ladies, ’cause I have the hottest, most mouthwatering, fuck-me costume in town. Brace yourselves! :

My brother-in-law thought I was dressed as Cinderella! What a noob.

I think there’s a weird part of me that really hasn’t quite matured yet, and that’s costume play.  I really like dressing up as other people or characters and it’s just not on Halloween. If someone’s going to hand me a costume, I’m going to wear it for the whole day, possibly run my errands with it, and embarrass my family and friends.

I bought my Snow White costume today, and yes, not only did I try it on when I went home, but I wore it!  In fact, I’m wearing it right now as I’m typing this. My family was thoroughly entertained when they noticed that I was walking around the house with it on, wearing it as if the costume was just a regular, everyday kind of attire.

And since I’m dressed in a Snow White costume, I might as well turn myself into part terminator part assassinator who’s discreetly disguised as Snow White, right?

I had some time to spare so I decided to leave my mediocre geektastic looking self today to perform a little makeup test run on my face. And if you haven’t read my last entry yet, I’m going to be an awesomely badass Tokidoki girl for a fun event, and since I’m no superstar makeup artist, I need to prep myself.

And this is my first attempt:

(btw I wasn’t flipping off the camera)

Expecting to look like a beautiful work of art, I ended up looking like a beautiful Thai tranny…I did not sign up to be a Thai tranny for Comic Con!!

In attempt to alleviate some of the anger that I have for my manly Thai facial features, I tried to turn my hair into a trashy Peggy Bundy like bun (which only took two seconds), and executed a great Amy Winehouse Aimee Wonghouse impersonation: