I haven’t updated in a while, I’ve been completely hooked on watching Beijing Olympics. It’s so ridiculous, man; I’m sitting on my couch all day watching the games. But that’s alright, it only happens every four years.

Yesterday the US men’s relay team (with Phelps) won 1st, beating the shit talking French by a hair, and it was awe-somely glorious. I was eating at a restaurant called BJs with my friends last night and they had the Olympics on TV, so I was able to watch them win victory.

Michael Phelps is getting hotter than ever, with his second gold metal of this year. This guy is a machine.

It’s so funny how fame and talent can make a person look so much better. To me, Phelps’s face isn’t that attractive. It’s kind of hideous actually, but the fact that he’s been winning so many gold metals, how there’s so much media attention focused on him, and has a gorgeous swimmers body, makes him an extreme hottie.

Yeah, I’d hit it, but only if he had a bag over his face.

Just kidding.