Ah, shit, quick–think of something before they get bored and vow to never come back to your blog again! Throw them pictures of cute cats or show off your biceps. Something.

Do you have your tickets to the gun show?

That’s more like it. It’s been almost a week since I last posted something and I’m already having a borderline anxiety attack. I don’t care if I have only two or three loyal visitors, I just can’t stand knowing that there’s an entry of mine that has been gathering dust on the front page for weeks. Eugh. Screw that.

So I have a new layout. I know it seems like I’m constantly changing it, but trust me, I had to. Now that my entries are more picture-heavy, I can’t have all of that clashing with the usual “loud” and “busy” layouts I tend to create. God, it was so hard keeping this layout to a minimal. I just wanted to add more and more shit to it until it becomes the god of all tacky, but I had to contain myself. It’s been a while since I last made a simple layout. Hopefully this will be more pleasing to the eye.

Also, this isn’t the most original layout I’ve created. I didn’t actually steal any codings or images, but just the IDEA of the header, really. Does that make it any better? I sure hope so. Anyway, huge thanks to Bunnytoothed for the concept. Her illustration is far better than mine. I used this picture to trace mine. I didn’t do a very good job so now I have a full-on tard for a header.

That’s it for now. Here’s another picture of, well, who else? I just really like how my Tom Ford glasses looked in here. ^_^

The picture below was taken just a few hours ago with Hipstamatic. Yep. There, I admit it. Does this make me less hip since I had my photo taken with an app that lets me take pseudo retro photos?

I do get a sense that photographers (and elitist hipsters who think they’re too indie for everything) have somewhat of an aversion towards Hipstamatic, and you know, I can completely understand–an antique camera can take really unique pictures with the same or similar results from a fucking iphone. Where’s the goddamn magic in that?

But can Hipstamatic photos can still be considered as art?

I’m generally careful on how I spend my money (because I almost have none) but If I see a really nice optical frame, it’s over. It’s fucking over.

I don’t think I’d ever get lasik done because I love wearing glasses. WELL, maybe if my prescription became awfully heavy to a point where I can start seeing the future, then ya I’d have to reconsider. And yes, I can also still wear glasses after getting lasik…but wearing glasses with no real prescription? Ha, please.

I love expressing myself through wearing glasses, and it is one of the very few things where I’m willing to spend a lot of money on. Here are the one’s I’m wearing mostly:

From left to right: Raybans, SEE Eyewear and Tom Ford

And of course, more photos of myself with the most recent frame because I can be a camera-craving whore sometimes, yeh? My apologies!

Clearly I am a hardass!