I got to hold a tarantula (though a small one) and two hissing cockroaches, but no millipede! I might have to add that to my 101 Things. Handle a millipede. Simply because I think they’re awesome and I’d imagine it would feel quite orgasmic to have all their little legs crawl on my arms.

/creepy

I have just two more pieces to make for my portfolio. Here are some of the most recent ones I’ve finished:

Daft Punk: 100% gradient mesh, done in Illustrator.  I don’t think I ever want to do gradient mesh again.

Wall Cop: Photoshop. Yes, that is Robocop and Wall-E looking ever so…attracted to each other?

Book of Dwight Schrute’s Greatest Quotes: It’s fake, but boy do I wish it was real. Photoshop too.

Now for some worthy plugs, if you haven’t yet, visit AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

It’s so great that I made my whole Illustrator class visit the website at the same time, including the professor.

And last, your business card is CRAP:

The movie Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time, and I kind of just realized that I usually end up laughing hysterically every time someone quotes a line from that film.

I was eating lunch today, and someone behind me blurted out, “It doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident” and I ended up spitting out my soda.

Yeah…I swear I’m not crazy.

So in honor of the most awesome male super-model movie ever made, I declare all Zoolander-fanatics here to quote their favorite line from the movie.

Ready? 1, 2, 3 QUOTE!!!