I think everyone knows a least one person who’s nothing but a mothertruckin’ ruthless texting machine. They’ll text while driving. They’ll text while eating dinner. They’ll text while screwing. And they’ll text while taking a massive shit…actually that one might not be so bad.

Either way, it’s starting to drive me up the wall, and it can be totally impolite under certain circumstances.

I was taking a friend out to breakfast (he’s probably going to read this too) and as I was driving him to Ihop, he did nothing but text. I tried to start a conversation but I ended up talking to myself (with the few exceptions of “yeah,” “uh huh” and “ha”) because he was too wrapped up in the world of relentless texting!

I wanted to grab his phone and throw it out the window, and then slap him a few times, but that wouldn’t nice of me. Texting in general is not an issue for me-it can clearly be useful at times, but to just use it to a point where you frequently isolate yourself from everyone else is pathetic.

What is honestly there to talk about? If it’s that important that you have to text every other minute, why not just stop beating around the bush and fuckinnggg call them?